Category Archives: Comedy
Wow! The boys are back this week with guest extraordinaire Shalewa Sharpe and they discuss:
The pass out game
Going to Universal
All of Shalewa’s cars
Wow! The boys are back with week with special guest Jakub Alexander aka Heathered Pearls. They have a lovely chat with topics including:
Mike does a lot of song work
The World Cup
The Osiris G-Bag
How to get taller
If Jakub is a DJ or not
How horny Jakub’s music is
The best day to die
Jakub’s dog rescue charity
Fantasy fight scenarios
How to neuter a dog
Ordering off menu at the barber shop
Moviepass Corner: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
The Polish government
Jakub’s journey to America
Mike sleeping through a party
And answer your questions!
Hey hi hello the lads are back(we’re British now) and we have a right chat. This week we talked about:
Having an accent
John Malkovich or Milla Jovovich?
Mike’s body goals
Long jump racism
MoviePass Corner: Mike saw Book Club
Holy moly the boys couldn’t be more back in town and this week they chat about:
Coconut water conspiracies
What Knights of Columbus actually do
Mike seeing his dad
How long we could go without sex
How to ask people to leave your house
Answer questions about:
Eating each other in plane crash
Their old web series
Wow! The boys are back this week and we chat with our good friend Jess Lane. It’s a great one.
Sing some songs
Invent a new food
Plan to open restaurants
Opine the end of Da Snack Boys
We get into a full argument
Diego going to a party
We construct the perfect party
Try to figure out Mike’s birthday
Discuss our merch options
Answer questions about:
Eating food that’s not vegan
Making a huge life change
Who our favorite Snack Boy is
Favorite Simpsons episode
Wow! The boys are back this week with special guest Chris Thayer and we all talked about:
Lifting different animals up with a helicopter
Measuring your body
The Wayans Family
Sitcom marital bliss
Punching holes in walls
Playing in the NBA
A new website, PostYourLoad.com
What we’d do with a motorcycle with a side car
Earthquake and Comics Unleashed
A visit from our friend Raphael
And we answer questions about:
Wow! Welcome to another episode of A Little Time! The boys are back in town and we talk about:
War Machine in all meanings
Mike besmirches the wrong dead woman’s name
Next on MTV
Intergender wrestling matches
Mike joining the gym
Our broken shower
Diego being very strong
Getting hit by a car on your bike
Comedy albums on Spotify
Answer questions about:
Hey hi hello! This week we’ve got a hot ass new episode with Clare O’Kane! We talk:
Going to parties
Why Mike is miserable
Body jewelry violence
We think Nazis are bad
Doing stand up on tv
Loving the lord
We try to sing movie theme songs
We do ASMR
Rebooting The Man Show
And answer questions about:
Getting banned from a Modell’s
Wow! Hey hi hello! It’s a real host heavy episode. It’s just Mike and Diego this week and we talk about:
-Lotioning our bodies
-Swallowing hot dogs whole to impress women
-The difference in our favorite drinks: The Denzel Washington, The John Leguizamo and the Daniel Day Lewis
-Getting laid at a bowling alley
-Being friends with your siblings
-Keeping your family at a distance
-Moms on Facebook
-Diego teaching pro wrestlers moves
-Getting into altercations in public
-The Guardian Angels
Answer questions about:
-Trying to make your parents happy before they die
-Who we’d like to fight
Wow! Welcome back! This week Mike and Diego welcome their buddy Ahri Findling and they talk about:
Going inside the Statue of Liberty
Mike punching his roommates boyfriend
Soulja Boy vs Chamillionaire
Ahri’s dad being a liar
Ahri possibly moving to New Jersey
How to jerk off on the train
Adjusting your crank tightness
The woman who tried to kill her boyfriend with a sword
When Ahri and Mike saw Cuba Gooding Jr
Ahri loses a bet on-air
We answer questions about:
Quitting your job to grow your side hustle
Top date movies
Dumping someone because you like your dog more
Hey hi hello! Welcome to episode 2 of A Little Time. This week we talked about:
-Mike’s French fry locater
-Diego’s uncle shooting at children
-The presidential fitness test
-Being “buttcrack fat”
-Opening a business where we punch people in the face
And we answered questions about:
-Getting your ex back even if you have gout
-Inviting a woman to a wrestling show
-Very specific vegan restaurants that have closed
-What we’d cook with $10 and rank brands of bottled water
Hey hi hello! We are back this week with Colin Burgess(Comedy Central, IFC) and we talked Fishing With John, the Montauk Monster, Camp Hero, invented a new type of gun and more!
Wow! We’re back this week with Brain Machine Network’s own John Rosenberger and we talked The Grinder, cam models, the Cleveland Cavaliers and more!
Wow!! We are back this week with Carmen Lagala (Bridgetown Festival, All Female Reboot) and we discussed Scrubs, seeking revenge, the resurrection of Brendan Fraser and more!
Wow! We are back this week with Nicole Conlan(Funny or Die, UCB) and we talked Forged In Fire, her stance on Sword Guys, NY vs LA, a man burning down half of an upstate New York town and more! It’s a great one.
Hey hi hello! This week I talked to the boys of the UFOlogy podcast, Sam Rose & Brian Bahe. We discussed 3rd Rock From The Sun, ska music and more!
Hey hi hello! This week our guest was Leif Enoksen aka Producer Leif(Brain Machine Network head honcho) and we talked about Harvey Birdman, gave our 2017 wrap up, talked about the new year and our future! It’s a fun one!
Hey hi hello! We’re back this week with Jeremy Hammond(Ballin’ Out Super, The Hard Times) and we discuss Dragon Ball, our relationship, sneaking into a nerd convention, the statues of Long Island and more!
Hey hi! This week we talked to Ian Fidance(SiriusXM, Gotham Comedy Live) about Real Ghostbusters, watching porn with your friends, harass Producer Leif and more!
Wow! We’re back this week with Anya Volz(The Hard Times) and we discuss Jane The Virgin, what the horniest month ever was, brushing your teeth in a parking garage and more! Remember to rate/review/subscribe and to send me money if you want to!
Hey hi! We’re back this week with Clare O’Kane(Flophouse, Party Legends, Spongebob) and for some reason we talk about Showtime’s Roadies, fingering Dane Cook style, our favorite Blue Collar comedians and more! Rate/review/subscribe/whatever you gotta do.
Wow! After a little break we are back this week with Christi Chiello (Comedy Central, TruTV) to talk about Insecure, Mark McGrath attacking people on the street, living within your means and more! Rate/review/subscribe/yadda yadda.
Wow! We’re back this week with Luke Mones(Funny or Die, Howard Stern) about Sons of Anarchy, crying at Boy Scout camp, Mike’s motorcycle gang neighbors, getting fat as a joke and more!
Hey hi hello! This week we welcome Tom Thakkar (Stand By Your Band, Doug Loves Movies) to talk about Friday Night Lights, we defend furries, talk about why dad stuff makes us cry and more! Rate/review/subscribe and have a great life.
Hey hi hello!! We’re back this week with J.P. McDade(Roast Battle, Comedy Knockout) and we talk about Peep Show, British tv vs. American tv, being inspired by baseball players and more! Rate/review/subscribe and all of that cool stuff!
Hey hi hello! Fresh off of his late night debut on Jimmy Kimmel, we talk to Casey James Salengo about Dawson’s Creek, spending all of our money and more! Rate/review/subscribe and whatever else you wanna do hell its a free country
Wow! We’re back this week with a 2 salute episode! We talk to Joe Rumrill (Cartoon Monsoon) about Get A Life, welcome new producer Steve Albini and more! Rate/review/subscribe/tell a friend!!
Hey hi hello! We’re back this week and we talk to Kyle Ayers(FUSE, First Comes Love, Boast Rattle) about Lost, message boards, baseball players taking steroids and more! Please rate/review/subscribe if you haven’t already! I love you!
Woah daddy! We are back this week with Patrick Kindlon (Self Defense Family/Drug Church, There’s Nothing There) and it’s a long one! We talk about social media changing our lives, fighting as adults, progressive culture, how to do crime and we even talk about Night Court for a second! Rate/review/subscribe everywhere you can!
Woah! We’re back this week and we’re talking to Will Winner(The Good, The Dad and The Ugly!) about Breaking Bad, crack vs meth vs heroin and so much more! Rate/review/subscribe! I love you so much!
Hey hi hello! We’re back this week with Tommy McNamara(Stand By Your Band) and we talk about Mad Men, high school bullies, our favorite Scientologists and we introduce the #SliceOfCheeseChallenge! Please rate, review and subscribe! Email us at email@example.com! I love you!
Wow! We’re back and this one is a. Little. Uncomfortable. Sally Burtnick(Macaulay Culkin Show, The Special Without Brett Davis) and I talk Star Trek: The Next Generation, wrestling fans vs trekkies and get into an actual argument! Rate/review/subscribe and please hug me if you see me!
Hey hello! We’re back this week with Jess Lane(Billy On The Street, Nerdist, Da Snack Boys) and we talk about Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23, Jess describes me as a “beefy jerk”, we get deep in Jess’s pilot obsession and more! Please rate, review and subscribe!
Hey! TV Casualty is back this week with Greta Titelman(Lady Lovin’ podcast!) and we talk Sex and the City, play the darkest version of Which Sex and the City Character Are You?, Greta tries to convince me she’s not a socialite and more! Please rate/review/subscribe and tell some people
Wow! Oh honey, this one is a humdinger. We’re back this week with Ahri Findling(Funny or Die, Brooklyn Comedy Festival)! We talk about The West Wing, our genitals, Rob Lowe’s criminal record and so much more! Rate/review/subscribe/have a nice life.
Hey! This week Mike talks to Jamie Loftus(Comedy Central, The New Yorker, Got a UTI on Splash Mountain) about Grace and Frankie, Meatloaf, Jamie cries about the Smurfs movie and more! This is probably the most contentious episode yet! Please rate, review, subscribe and whatnot.
Wow! Here we are again! Mike talks with Julia Claire(Bridgetown Comedy Festival) about House of Cards, dog murder, painting old women’s faces and more! Please rate, review and subscribe to the podcast and give Mike a kiss if you feel like it.
We’re back! This week Mike talks to Farah Brook (Psychic Hotline $1/Min, New York Times) about Transparent, Long Island, stabbing people, magicians, crushes, therapy and more!
It’s the first episode! Mike talks to Nick Naney (Fox 5 News, Comedy Central, Famous Comedian) about The Sopranos, growing up with Italian fathers, what penne pasta is short for and more!