Wow! The lads are back this week with their guest Patrick Monahan! They get into it about:
-Moviepass
-Henchmen face
-Roasting dead people
+ more!!
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Episode 96: How Bride? with Patrick Monahan
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Episode 95: The New Pussy Posse with Devon Walker
Wow hey the lads are back with their guest Devon Walker and they chat about:
-Dad names
-Which city to quit at
-An ex’s new boyfriend
-A mission accomplished
+more!!
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Episode 94: Got Too Familiar W/ Casey McGowan
Wow! The lads are back with comedian Casey McGowan and it’s a hot one! They discuss:
-sober beer pong
-bank gift cards
-strip club aphrodisiacs
+ more!
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Episode 93: Cherry Pie
Woah! The lads ride again and this week they:
-Discuss the finer points of hair metal lyrics
-Hit the energy drink corner
-Answer listener questions
+more!!!
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Episode 92: Is This Girls? with George Civeris
Wow! The lads are back with great comedian and friend George Civeris! They get into it about:
-Irony poisoning
-YouTube intake
-Noho Hank being hypnotized
-Reality tv depression
+more!!!
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Episode 91: Everyone’s A Specific Age with Corinne Fisher
Wow! The lads are back this week with comedian, podcaster and friend Corinne Fisher! They get into it about:
-The number of attractive men
-Relationship stoppers
-Being horny for flaws
-Penis shadow puppets
+more!!!
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Episode 90: Emotional Freedom Tower with Mara Marek
Wow!! The lads are back with comedian, podcaster and friend Mara Marek! They get into it about:
-Hanging out in DC
-Scramble porn nostalgia
-Doing an Inside Man
-Being a very proposed woman
+ more!!!
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Episode 89: Ladsgiving 2019
Wow! The lads are back! This week they talk Diego getting his black belt, answer your questions, hit the energy drink corner and say what they’re thankful for! It’s a fun one!!
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Episode 88: Psychic Large with Remy Kassimir
Wow!!! The lads are back this week with their friend and comedian Remy Kassimir and they get into it about:
-Mr. and Mrs. Hands
-Are you a swimmer or depressed?
– How testosterone boosters are fun
+more!!
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Episode 87: How To Be A Fashion Boy
Oh my god the lads are back does anyone read this probably not this week they talk:
-Roasting your wife
-All of your clothes being funny
-Late Night Joke Corner
-We answer your questions!
+more!!
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Episode 86: Covered In Chris’s Blood with Tim McLaughlin
Episode 85: Covered In Chris’s Blood with Tim McLaughlin
Wow!!! The lads are back this week with comedian Tim McLaughlin and they get into it about:
– Going to two proms
– A brake fluid refusal
– Unforgivable songs
– Tim’s gambling
+ more!!!
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Episode 85: Soups For Dinner with Brett Davis
Wow!!! The lads are back this week with their friend and comedian Brett Davis and they get into it about:
-Pro wrestlers being weird
-Being done with relationships
-Anna Nicole Brown Simpson
-Getting choked out on live TV
+more!!!
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Episode 83: Sample A Pumpkin
Oh wow! Hello! The lads are back this week with their tightest bodies ever and they discuss:
-Batman villains
-Elizabeth Holmes Thanos
-Which superhero we’d fight
+more!!
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Episode 81: Wet Koala
Wow!! The lads ride again and get buck wild this week. They chat about:
– Squaring up with Jim Cavizel
– Calling it the D
– Fettuccine Al-Qaeda
– Our girlfriend visiting
+ more!!!
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Episode 81: Can’t Stop Cursing with Brendan Sagalow
Wow!! The lads are back this week with comedian Brendan Sagalow and they get into it about:
– Bandana colors
– DTF emojis
– Mr and Mrs Robot
– Being hit in bed
+more!
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Episode 79: It’s Gotta Be The Tip with Michael Rowland
Woah! The lads are back this week with their buddy Michael Rowland and they get into it about:
– Touchdown Jesus
– The Family Guy formula
– Celebrity restaurant interactions
– Kratom for all
+ more!!!
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Episode 78: The Blue Curtain with Ali Macofsky
Wow!!! The lads are back this week with their guest and daughter Ali Macofsky. They chat about:
-Disneyland grifts
-Being too sick to live
-How much garlic is too much garlic?
-Being a vessel for dick
+more!!!
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Episode 77: Taking A Brick Nap
Woah! The lads ride once again and get into it this week about:
-Diego visiting his family
-Mike redoing his room
-Cum mug shots
-Your voicemails!
+more!!
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Episode 76: Como Se Dice Murder? with Alexis Guerreros
Wow! The lads are back this week with guest Alexis Guerreros and they get into it about:
-Swollen brain life
-Biker gang hypebeasts
-The Coast guard (wink wink)
-Focaccia Fridays
+more!
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Episode 75: Their Edge
Woah wow hello the lads are back this week and they get into it about:
-A crowd being too woke
-Perfect gifts for the lads
-Why is romance?
-To quit comedy?
+more!
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Episode 74: BDP with Kendall Payne
Whoa wow hello the lads are back this week with comedian Kendall Payne and they get into it about:
– Straight culture
– Anger issues
– Edging
– Answer some voicemails
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Episode 73: 300 Dollars
Wow woah hello! The lads are back again and this week they get into it with:
– Listening to Mike’s old band
– Figuring out what their super powers would be
– Answering a question about asking out a friend
+ more!!!!
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Episode 72: Bird Is God with Ashley Hamilton
Woah! The lads ride once again. This time with their friend and comedian Ashley Hamilton. They get into it about:
-Subway annoyances
-Baby naming rights
-Not asking about my iguana
-Please just send us $300
+more!!
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Episode 71: Heat Wave Weekend
Woah! The lads are back and they’re sweating to death. They dive deep into the pool and discuss:
-A retrospective look at Speed
-Mikes Phone addiction
-Diego‘s wedding
-Incel Roller Derby
+ more!
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Episode 70: Surprised by 9/11 with Ahri Findling
Woah! The lads are back with their good friend and soon-to-be father Ahri Findling. They get into it about:
– Body hair maintenance
– Daffy Duck’s Penis
– An Intense OB-GYN
– Being in a haircut funk
+ more!
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Episode 69: Fashion Boys Roundtable with Courtney Fearrington & Rufat Agayev
Who knew we’d ever get to 69 episodes? This week the lads talk to their friend Courtney and Rufat only about fashion. Men’s clothes. The good stuff. Breathe deep. It’s a niche one.
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Episode 68: Black Tie Dye with Nate Fridson
Woahhhh the lads are back again with their friend and comedian Nate Fridson and they do it all:
-Try an Australian energy drink
-Discuss Mike’s Grateful Dead theory
-Test Nate’s ability to listen to awful covers
+more!!
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Episode 67: The Henchmen’s Code
Wow! It’s a dang LadsCast this week and we get into it about:
-The shortest commercial flight
-Vigilante outfits
-Energy drink death
-Being magazine smart
+ more!
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Episode 66: A Place To Scream with Ellory Smith
Wow! The lads are back this week and they‘re joined by the wonderful Ellory Smith. They get into it and talk about:
-The difference between scabies and scurvy
-Mike getting ready to go down under
-Microwaved nightmares
-Punishing yourself
+more!!
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Episode 65: Soda Princess with Chloe Radcliffe
Wow! The lads are back this week with their guest Chloe Radcliffe and they get into it. They discuss:
-Shoplifting at airports
-HHH the pickup artist
-Tying tubes with tongues
-How apologies are non binary
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Episode 64: Antz Is Cancelled with Julie Mitchell
Wow! The lads are back this week with their guest Julie Mitchell and they get into it. They touch on:
– Undressing techniques
-White passing Jesus
-Who is the Zodiac?
-How there’s never enough Nic Cage
+more!
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Episode 63: Bruce Lee & The Terminator
Wow!!! The lads are back and better than ever. They get into this week and discuss:
-Mike’s cat piss beanbag
-Diego stans Burnt
-They visit the Wild Accusation Corner
-They list Australia’s treasures
It’s a hot one. Tell all your friends.
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Episode 62: Your Mom’s An Astronaut Part 2 with Brendan Eyre
Wow!! The lads are back for part 2 of their episode with Brendan Eyre and it only gets juicier. They discuss:
-Comedy condo gifts
-Fastball fibs
-Being a psych ward hero
-Triple puberty
+ more!!
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Episode 61: Your Mom’s An Astronaut Part 1 with Brendan Eyre
Wow!!! The lads are here with their first ever two part episode. They’re joined by the unbelievable Brenden Eyre and they discuss:
-Tug job etiquette
-Gambling matinees
-Celebratory cigarettes
-Psych ward shenanigans
+ more!!
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Episode 60: Rock Hard Boys with Joey Dardano
Wow the lads are back with human megaphone Joey Dardano. They do the segments and hit stuff like:
-The sex talk
-Human squatty potty
-Romantic night with mom
-Mailing bodily fluids
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Episode 59: Stanny Devito with JP McDade
Wow! Hey hello! The lads are back this week with their beautiful guest JP McDade. They hit the usual segments and discuss:
-Comedy obstacle courses
-A Fuckboi frankenstein
-Paintball Saddam Hussain
-How Jim Carrey died for our sins
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Episode 58: The Uncancellable Man
Wow! The lads are back this week and they discuss:
-Wrestlemania logistics
-Diego’s DC trip
-Being a bad friend
-Trying to bang Cher
+more!
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Episode 57: Kane Sugar with Casey James Salengo
Wow! The lads are back with the Wild Country Phoenix himself, Casey James Salengo and this week they chat:
-Getting laid
-Misunderstanding gimmick shows
-Friends in high (maintenance) places
-House sitting bloopers
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Episode 56: Sensory Deprivation Planet with Brian Park
Wow the lads are back this week with the wonderful comedian Brian Park! They hit all the new segments and also discuss:
-The circus
-Different types of horses
-Falling into a salvia trap
-Revving your sexual engine
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Episode 55: No Oddjob Rule
Wow! The lads are back this week and they chat about:
-Comedy specials
-Passing laws
-Massage etiquette
& do a Twitter drafts purge
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Episode 54: Johnny Gaslight with Lili Michelle
Wow! The lads are back this week with return guest Lili Michelle! The crew gets real comfy and they chat about:
-How we’re all crazy
-Shopping with purpose
-Office life
-Somebody having a type
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Episode 53: Riff Monster with Irene Morales
Wow! The lads are back again this week with their guest, the king freak, Irene Morales. It’s a hot one! They chat:
-shoplifting 101
-screennames for all
-Hottest old men
-Style icons for dummies
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Episode 52: LOL U GOOD with Shayne Smith
Wow! The lads are back this week with freak daddy Shayne Smith. They talk about a doctor’s visit gone wrong, soda, answer some listener questions and more!
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Episode 51: Bang Bros
Wow the lads are back and this time they have a sound board?! They go full morning zoo and answer some listener questions, ask ‘Why’d You Tweet That?’, hit up the Energy Drink Corner and more!!
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Episode 50: Toxic Throuple with Julia Claire
Wow! The lads are back with episode 50(!!!) and their first return guest: the wonderful Julia Claire! They talk about:
– Bad dates
– The perils of the internet
– Answer some questions
+more!!
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Episode 49: Waiting For A Mate with Guy Montgomery
Wow! The lads are back this week and they chat with comedian and podcast host Guy Montgomery about:
– Hors d’oeuvres preferences
– Doing a whole Haka
– How accents are hard
– Tall tales and folk heroes
+more!!
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Episode 48: Michael Jordan Peterson
Wow! The lads are back again this week and it’s an all listener question week! They answer questions about threesomes, veganism and Mike tells maybe the saddest story he’s ever told.
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Episode 47: Acts Of Service with Mary Cella
Wow! The lads are back with their friend and comedians Mary Cella and they talk about skiing, Christmas traditions, being on dating shows, love languages and more!!
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Episode 46: Curly Bird with Lillian DeVane
Hey wow the lads are back this week with their friend and comedian Lillian DeVane and they discuss: Mike embarrassing himself at work, getting punched in the face as an adult, wanting to rob a bank and more!
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Episode 45: Quality Hangers
Wow hello! The lads are back once again and this week they discuss eating condiments, wanting to fight a man in a restaurant and answer a few listener questions about veganism. Give it a listen and tell all of your friends.
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Episode 44: Putting It On Wax
Wow! Woah! The lads are back this week to chat about goth dancing, their trip to the strip club, Mike calls dibs on a joke a year in advance and they answer some listener questions!
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Episode 43: East Coast Santa with Tommy McNamara
Wow! The lads are back this week with their boy and MY MAN Tommy McNamara. They talk planetariums, very specific movie theaters, watching street fights, how to make sports more interesting and more!
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Episode 42: 2018 Wrap Up with Will Winner
Wow! The lads are back with their beautiful roommate, friend and lover Will Winner. They get into what happened personally in 2018. It’s a real wild ride. We love you. Thanks for listening.
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Episode 42: Dumb White B*tch with Conor Delehanty
Wow!! Hello!! The lads are back this week with their boy Conor Delehanty. They mostly discuss the app Cameo but also talk about the show Conor and Diego worked on and more!!
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Episode 41: Off The Record
Wow! The lads are back in town and this week they discuss:
– How Mike is uncomfortable with comfort
– Thrift clothes for the lads
– Fast food memories
– Diego getting a tattoo
– Pop punk karaoke
+more!
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Episode 40: Street Sandwich with Julia Shiplett
Wow! The Lads are back this week with their friend and guest Julia Shiplett! They discuss accents, dream desserts, Diego being rude to Julia in the past, bedtime discipline and more!
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Episode 39: A Serious Time
Woah! Wow! Hello! The lads are back this week and they get kind of serious. They talk art, love, food problems & Mike finally compliments Leif. It’s an episode of firsts!
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Episode 38: A Little Thanksgiving
Oh hey hi hello. The lads are here with a short thanksgiving treat of an episode! We talk about what we’re thankful for or something! I’d be shocked if anyone reads these.
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Episode 37: Energy Drink Connoisseur with Pedro Salinas
Wow! The lads are back this week with great comedian Pedro Salinas and they talk about:
-Stealing valor with your boys
-Fighting paparazzi
-Guessing Italian names
-How Princess Diana is queen
+ more!
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Episode 36: California Dreamin’ with Conner McNutt
Wow hello! The lads are back this week with their boy Conner McNutt and they discuss:
-Working at restaurants
-Fight videos
-Halloween costumes
-The Pass Out Game
+more!
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Episode 35: A Wig Is A Hat with Lili Michelle
Oh wow! The lads are back with their strong acquaintance Lili Michelle and this week they get into it about:
-Giving Lili a naturalization test
-Hand drawn porn
-Diego having a type
+more!
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Episode 34- Sexual Congress with Connor Creagan
Wow! The lads are back this week with friend and comedian Connor Creagan and they discuss:
-Being a +1
-Ripped guys winter outfits
-We figure out Diego’s Halloween costume
-Dating profiles
+more!
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Episode 33: Women Jail with Chloe McGovern
Wow! Hey hi hello! The boys talk to their friend and great comedian Chloe Mcgovern and they discuss:
-American souvenirs
-Our anxieties
-The Museum of Natural History
-We discover Mike’s hidden talent
-Kidney stones
-Conjugal visits
+more!
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Episode 32: Judas Law-Law
It’s just the lads rockin’ around the Christmas tree this week and they discuss:
-Naming their fans
-Mike puts out a challenge to the listeners
-Wild Wild West
-The number 13
-Watching Roots
-The MTA ruining our lives
-Working at restaurants
-Dating makeup artists
-Diego vs Mike’s self respect
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Episode 31: UCBublé with Joe Rumrill
Wow! The boys return this week with their good friend Joe Rumrill and they discuss:
-Michael Bublé
-Compare our wallets
-Some Kind Of Monster
-Playing in bands
-Finding money
+ more!
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Episode 30: Punch A Horse
Wow! It’s just the lads again this week and we get into it about:
-Comedy
-Finishing Nature’s Way
-Hating dolphins
-The top 5 animals to hit
-Being shamed
-We give each other boxing nicknames
-Diego not drinking
-Mike drinking
and the return of answering listener questions!
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Episode 29: My Dog Is Diarrhea with James Hamilton
-The wrestler Sting
-Steroids
-Bad roommates
-A lil comedy talk
-James being a teacher
-Whitney Houston
& more!
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Episode 28: White Jeep Wrangler with Gabby Bryan
Wow! The boys are back this week with this friend Gabby Bryan!
-Ska
-Leif’s sex table
-When a shirt becomes a dress
-Crying
-Gabby’s favorite food
-What’s in our phones
-Mike is a hero
-Gabby’s dumb 1920s party
& we play the 36 Questions That Lead To Love
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Episode 27- The Bigger Good
Wow! The lads are back from a bunch of different trips and they go over where they’ve been, what they’ve done and they get earnest with each other. It’s a real fun ride.
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Episode 26: Tiger Nuts with Alyssa Limperis
Wow hey hello! The boys are back this week with their good friend Alyssa Limperis and they chatted about:
-The death of the Warped Tour
-Our favorite flag
-Buddhist swastikas
-We eat the worst snack ever
-Flying to see women
-Diego saving a man
-Childhood anxiety
-Arguing with friends
-Mike tells a horrific story from being on tour
+more!
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Episode 25: Hair Is A Medium Length with Rachel Sennott
WOW! The boys are back with their friend Rachel Sennott and they discuss:
-Graduating or not graduating
-Being the hot sibling
-Ghosting
-Instagram stories
-Diarrhea
-Mentally unstable 18 year olds
-Rachel’s best qualities
-Being surprised by softness
-Love triangles
-Rating men
-Rachel’s dating games
and more!
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@treaclychild
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Episode 24: The Cee-Lo Dilemma with Kenice Mobley
Wowowow the boys are back this week and chat with their friend and comedian Kenice Mobley about: -Walking penis first -Avoiding jury duty -Second tier streetwear -Love Island corner -Don’t yuck my yums -Romantically skeezy dates
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Episode 23: Baldy Bad Project with Brendan Eyre
Hey hi hello we’re back this week with our good friend Brendan Eyre and we get down to brass tacks about:
– Hearing loss
– Brendan being on Serial
– The thought pattern of birds
– Crows (the birds) vs The Crow (the movie)
– Creepy directors
– Getting puffy
– Bodybuilders eating
– The expectation of being happy
– Debating people
– School projects
– Eating on the roof of a Taco Bell
– Brendan’s diner order
– Bottle modifications
– Soda addiction
– Breakfast cake
– Hobby stores
– Stealing music
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Episode 22: It All Comes Down To Bricks with Rufat Agayev
Wow hello the boys are back this week with Rufat Agayev and they get into it. They discuss:
-Slow sports car
-Karate stolen valor
-Azerbaijan banning Anthony Bourdain
-Harmony Korine, the voyager
– Rufat the mob prince
-Opening the flood gates of eating pussy
-The brutal open mics of NYC
-Christian rap reality mistakes
-We miss Syed Masroor
-Telling tattooers jokes
-Algorithm is math that makes us sad
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Episode 20- “So You Wanna Be A Sicario?”
Holy hell the boys are back this week and they go wild. They talk about:
-How Mike can’t chill
-Getting tattooed by Woody Allen
-Getting choked on Univision
-How Diego is 6 ft tall
-Paying the sound guy
-Comedy credits
-Live vs recorded music
-MoviePass corner
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Episode 19- We’re Therapists Now with Moss Perricone
Wow! The boys are back this week with guest Moss Perricone and we talk him through a breakup the entire time. That’s it. No questions. No topics. Just straight up therapy.
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Episode 18: Mandatory Square Dancing with Shalewa Sharpe
Wow! The boys are back this week with guest extraordinaire Shalewa Sharpe and they discuss:
The pass out game
Gym class
Jim(Gym?) Carrey
Celebrity hairlines
SATs/IQ test
Going to Universal
Buffet stories
All of Shalewa’s cars
Handwriting
+more!
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Episode 17: Animal Style Haircut with Jakub Alexander
Wow! The boys are back with week with special guest Jakub Alexander aka Heathered Pearls. They have a lovely chat with topics including:
Mike does a lot of song work
The World Cup
The Osiris G-Bag
Nicknames
How to get taller
If Jakub is a DJ or not
How horny Jakub’s music is
The best day to die
Jakub’s dog rescue charity
Fantasy fight scenarios
Fireworks
How to neuter a dog
Ordering off menu at the barber shop
Moviepass Corner: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
The Polish government
Jakub’s journey to America
Mike sleeping through a party
And answer your questions!
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Episode 16: Mugged Off By A Fit Bird
Hey hi hello the lads are back(we’re British now) and we have a right chat. This week we talked about:
Having an accent
John Malkovich or Milla Jovovich?
Mike’s body goals
Sex sounds
Hairline comedy
Long jump racism
Ex-girlfriend conspiracies
MoviePass Corner: Mike saw Book Club
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Episode 15: Anxiety Is Bae
Holy moly the boys couldn’t be more back in town and this week they chat about:
Athlete superstitions
Big bills
Coconut water conspiracies
Florida weddings
What Knights of Columbus actually do
Mike seeing his dad
How long we could go without sex
How to ask people to leave your house
&
Answer questions about:
Eating each other in plane crash
Intimidating men
Their old web series
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Episode 14: Carlito The Cat with Courtney Fearrington
Wow! This week the boys are back with comedian Courtney Fearrington and they talk about:
The difficulty of taking compliments
Being uncomfortable everywhere
Talking hardcore music to your therapist
Teaching kids word economy
Win-Win machete attack
First movie going experience
Jerkin’ it to COPS & Blind Date
Hiding a Playboy inside of a Playgirl
Strange Penis compliments
Deadpool spoilers
+ more!!
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Episode 13: Chipotle Aioli Bukkake with Jess Lane
Wow! The boys are back this week and we chat with our good friend Jess Lane. It’s a great one.
We:
Sing some songs
Invent a new food
Plan to open restaurants
Opine the end of Da Snack Boys
We get into a full argument
Talk about:
Dating
Diego going to a party
We construct the perfect party
Try to figure out Mike’s birthday
Turning 30
Discuss our merch options
&
Answer questions about:
Eating food that’s not vegan
Making a huge life change
Who our favorite Snack Boy is
Favorite Simpsons episode
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Episode 12: That’s Daddy! with Luke Mones
Episode 12: That’s Daddy! with Luke Mones
Wow! Hey hi hello! We’re back and this week we talk with our good friend Luke Mones about:
Murdering people with our hands
Luke being threatened on stage again
Mike seeing Vanilla Ice in concert
Spicy chocolate
Mike’s pilot ideas
Our favorite stores in the mall
Diego’s journey to see his father
Mike’s relationships with his parents
&
Answer questions about:
Being passionate about sports
Fighting animals
Doing stand up
+more!
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Episode 11: Date The Boys
Wowowow! We’re back this week and it’s just the damn boys. We hunker down and talk about:
Cereal
Allergies
Jimi Hendrix’s greatest prank
Mike wants to look like a seal
Grappling hooks
What spy weapons we’d use
Terrible internet videos
Why Diego doesn’t like music
Seeings bands alone vs going to the movies alone
MoviePass Corner: Super Troopers 2, Gemini
Why Zoe Kravitz doesn’t have a British accent
Diego playing hockey again
Mike wanting a hobby
Hanging out at Applebee’s with your scumbag cousin
The integration of the Boy Scouts
Mike’s new confidence
Comedy merit badges
&
Answer questions about:
Spending a day in our neighborhood
Pronouns
Telling someone how you feel
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Episode 10: Post Your Load with Chris Thayer
Wow! The boys are back this week with special guest Chris Thayer and we all talked about:
Lifting different animals up with a helicopter
Measuring your body
The Wayans Family
Sitcom marital bliss
Kevin James
Punching holes in walls
Playing in the NBA
Podcast classes
A new website, PostYourLoad.com
What we’d do with a motorcycle with a side car
Earthquake and Comics Unleashed
A visit from our friend Raphael
And we answer questions about:
Ghosts
The supernatural
and more!
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Episode 9: Sad Death with Sam Evans
Hey hi hello! We’re back this week and we talk to the wonderful Sam Evans and we chat about:
•Reacting to hot people
•The difficulties of calling your parents
•Exchanging pleasantries that aren’t pleasant
•Starting comedy is going through puberty again
•Holding court in a GNC
•I went to my cousins wedding and I was the groom
•How we write our mediocre jokes
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Episode 8: Straight Edging with Courtney Maginnis
Wow! Another week, another unbelievable episode. This week the boys talked to Courtney Maginnis about:
Energy drinks
Relationships
Mike & Diego both being single
Sexy dudes on The Price Is Right
Courtney being rich
Whip-its
Huffing gas off of a dead rat
Body hair
Courtney doesn’t know her body
Curves below the belt
Watching comedy alone
How Mike wants to be murdered
Getting Courtney into a threesome
And we all answer questions about:
The Undertaker
Overalls
Mike’s rings & earring
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Episode 7: Free Trade Cocaine
Wow! Welcome to another episode of A Little Time! The boys are back in town and we talk about:
War Machine in all meanings
Wrestlemania
Mike besmirches the wrong dead woman’s name
Next on MTV
Intergender wrestling matches
Mike joining the gym
Our broken shower
Diego being very strong
Getting hit by a car on your bike
Comedy albums on Spotify
Answer questions about:
Fashion
Vegan food
Childbirth
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Episode 6: Buttchug My Thoughts with Clare O’Kane
Hey hi hello! This week we’ve got a hot ass new episode with Clare O’Kane! We talk:
Newspaper games
Going to parties
Why Mike is miserable
Body jewelry violence
We think Nazis are bad
Train performers
Crashing
Doing stand up on tv
Loving the lord
Scientology
We try to sing movie theme songs
We do ASMR
Rebooting The Man Show
+more!
And answer questions about:
Mental health
Getting famous
Getting banned from a Modell’s
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Episode 5: Bowling Alley Garçon
Wow! Hey hi hello! It’s a real host heavy episode. It’s just Mike and Diego this week and we talk about:
-Lotioning our bodies
-Swallowing hot dogs whole to impress women
-The difference in our favorite drinks: The Denzel Washington, The John Leguizamo and the Daniel Day Lewis
-Getting laid at a bowling alley
-Being friends with your siblings
-Keeping your family at a distance
-Moms on Facebook
-Diego teaching pro wrestlers moves
-Getting into altercations in public
-Train etiquette
-The Guardian Angels
-Citizens arrest
Answer questions about:
-Trying to make your parents happy before they die
-Hiking
-Who we’d like to fight
+ more!!
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Episode 4: Group Sext with Ahri Findling
Wow! Welcome back! This week Mike and Diego welcome their buddy Ahri Findling and they talk about:
Going inside the Statue of Liberty
Sleeping naked
Mike punching his roommates boyfriend
Naked fights
Soulja Boy vs Chamillionaire
Ahri’s dad being a liar
Ahri possibly moving to New Jersey
How to jerk off on the train
Adjusting your crank tightness
The woman who tried to kill her boyfriend with a sword
When Ahri and Mike saw Cuba Gooding Jr
Ahri loses a bet on-air
AND
We answer questions about:
Quitting your job to grow your side hustle
Top date movies
Dumping someone because you like your dog more
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Episode 3: “I Did Not Drown That Woman” with Jamie Loftus and Julia Claire
Wow! Welcome back to A Little Time. This week the boys welcomed their guests, another tag team of best friends: Jamie Loftus and Julia Claire!
They talked about:
Sebastian Maniscalco, the greatest comedian of all time
If Mikes cat can get a boner
Spongebob: The Musical
Broadway
We guess Mandy Patinkin’s height
Jamie’s worm tattoo
Julia’s obsession with the Kennedys
+more!
Answer questions about:
A man that wanted to know if Jamie’s hot or not
Our worst dates
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Episode 2: Heterosexual Power Bottom
Hey hi hello! Welcome to episode 2 of A Little Time. This week we talked about:
-Mike’s French fry locater
-Diego’s uncle shooting at children
-The presidential fitness test
-Being “buttcrack fat”
-Public relations
-Opening a business where we punch people in the face
+ more!
And we answered questions about:
-Getting your ex back even if you have gout
-Inviting a woman to a wrestling show
-Very specific vegan restaurants that have closed
-What we’d cook with $10 and rank brands of bottled water
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Episode 1: “We Can Do An Algorithm, Right?”
Hey hi hello! Welcome to A Little Time! This episode we talk about why Mike stopped doing TV Casualty, Diego taking care of Mike while he was sick, favorite conspiracy theories, hating ourselves and we answer questions about:
-Professional wrestling finishers
-Tattoos
-Working out
-How to stop eating bagels
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Fishing With John with Colin Burgess
Hey hi hello! We are back this week with Colin Burgess(Comedy Central, IFC) and we talked Fishing With John, the Montauk Monster, Camp Hero, invented a new type of gun and more!
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The Grinder with John Rosenberger
Wow! We’re back this week with Brain Machine Network’s own John Rosenberger and we talked The Grinder, cam models, the Cleveland Cavaliers and more!
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Scrubs with Carmen Lagala
Wow!! We are back this week with Carmen Lagala (Bridgetown Festival, All Female Reboot) and we discussed Scrubs, seeking revenge, the resurrection of Brendan Fraser and more!
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Forged In Fire with Nicole Conlan
Wow! We are back this week with Nicole Conlan(Funny or Die, UCB) and we talked Forged In Fire, her stance on Sword Guys, NY vs LA, a man burning down half of an upstate New York town and more! It’s a great one.
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Rick & Morty with Sam Taggart
Wow! We are back this week with Sam Taggart and we talked Rick & Morty, liking something while hating the fans, hitting the gym to maintain a thicc ass, Dane Cook and more!
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3rd Rock From The Sun with Sam Rose & Brian Bahe
Hey hi hello! This week I talked to the boys of the UFOlogy podcast, Sam Rose & Brian Bahe. We discussed 3rd Rock From The Sun, ska music and more!
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