Wow the lads are back this week with an extra long Thanksgiving episode just for you because we love you so very much
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Episode 138: Repressed Memory Pipe
Hey there you’re my best friend and thank you for listening to this I really appreciate you
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Episode 137: A Man Has No Debt
If you read these episode descriptions, I’m sorry. There’s nothing here for you. This is Death Valley.
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Episode 136: The Most Dangerous Game
We recorded this LIVE on Election Day afternoon and guess what we still don’t know who the president is probably who knows ok
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Episode 135: Senator’s Sister
If you bet money that the lads would be back once again, you’d be seeing green by now.
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Episode 134: Hardcorey
INSERT EPISODE DESCRIPTION HERE I AM TIRED AND I DONT CARE
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Episode 133: Thyme Crisis
Looky looky another pod from the lads to stream directly into your brain
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Episode 132- Dessert Movie
Another podcast wow lookie here
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Episode 131: Ft. Lauderdale Hit & Run
Look at this another hour on the low march towards the cliff. Don’t you love it?
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Episode 130: It’s Not Even An Insult
Look at this it’s a description of an episode of the podcast hosted by the two greatest men to ever live
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Episode 129: Brian Seltzer Orchestra
Wow ok look at that another episode would you look at that.
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Episode 128: Michael Jordan Backwards
Looky here the lads are back and this time….it’s personal.
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Episode 127: JFK Jr!
Wow look at that some more stuff from the two dumbest men on the planet
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Brooklyn, comedy, Comedy Central, improv, Manhattan, NYC, Podcast, Queens, stand, standup, UCB, Mike Abrusci, Diego Lopez
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Episode 126: Straight Gentrification
Watch out, Fire Island. We’re coming for you.
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Episode 125: Twerk Into The Toilet
Hey wow look how much fun we’re having on the couch
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #19
I think we’re up to 50% brain rot these days
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Epsiode 124: Double Lemon
QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #18
I think this one is good
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Episode 123: Alien Existence
Help if you can: https://gf.me/u/yncngv
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #17
Hahahahaha we;ve been locked inside for almost 20 weeks
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Episode 122: 123 Commune St
Herman Cain is dead and all we could do is podcast
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #16
I don’t even know what we talk about anymore
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Episode 121: Animal Style
Hey wow we recorded this an hour ago isn’t that cool
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Episode 120: Enter The Plumbers
Sorry some plumbers showed up so that’s where it ends.
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #14
WOW WE ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS WE TALK ABOUT SOME STUFF AND WE DRINK AND ENERGY DRINK
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Episode 119: Six Degrees Of Francis Bacon
Writing these make me want to kill myself every day is the same in quarantine anyway tell your friends about the podcast
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #13
Wow woah the lads are back again. Isn’t this so nice for you? You love this so much.
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Episode 118: Bbeenn Ssmmiitthh
Wow hey hello the lads ride again sorry this is late we literally forgot what day it was
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #12
Wow here we are again don’t you love our absolute drivel? It’s too hot out.
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Episode 117: There Was A Joke I Was Going To Make The Episode Title But I Forgot What It Was And Don’t Want To Find It
Wow look at that another episode of the podcast you forgot you subscribed to. See ya later.
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE 11
WOW WOAH THE LADS ARE BACK ONCE MORE. THEIR WORLD’S ON FIRE, HOW ‘BOUT YOURS?
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Episode 116: I Love Muscles
What’s up the world still sucks ass and it’s only getting worse so the lads did another podcast where they yell and drink an energy drink isn’t that fun?
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE WHATEVER
THE LADS ARE BACK. THE WORLD IS ON FIRE. DONATE SOME MONEY TO ORGANIZATIONS THAT NEED IT. WHO CARES.
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Episode 115: Schimf
Wow the lads are back! They get into it about:
-Day vs Night Showers
-How to win
-Hot dog toppings
+more!!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #9
WOW! The lads are back again! They get into it about:
– English bands
– Jock straps
– Throwing up
– Da Snack Boys ride again
+ more!!!!
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Episode 114: A Woman’s Meal
Wow! The Lads ride again! They get into it about:
-Quarantining apart
-Movies
-How much Mike talks
-Answer listener questions
+ more!!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #8
Woah! Wow! The lads ride again and they talk about:
-Being split up during quarantine
-Spy movies
-Answer a bunch of listener questions
+more!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #7
WOW WOAH SORRY CAPS LOCK IS ON. THE LADS ARE BACK WITH ANOTHER QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE AND THEY GET INTO IT ABOUT:
-BASEBALL
-UFC 249
-FOREVER FITS
+MORE!!!
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Episode 112: Charge It To The Game
Wow! The Lads Of Lockdown ride again. This week they get into it about:
-Methods of Mayhem Acting
-A nosy neighbor
-Saving instagram photos
+more!!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #6
Wow! Woah! The lads ride again for another special episode from the bunker and this time they chat about:
-Nerf sports
-A soda machine
-Kissing as a teen
+more!!!
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Episode 111: Mr. Funeral
WOW! The lads are back and they talk about:
– Empathy
– Twitter fatigue
– Their future home
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #5
Wow! The lads ride again. This week they talk about:
– Raving
– When we’d break quarantine
– Diego’s wedding
+more!!!!
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Episode 110: Neggin’
Wow! The lads ride again! They get into it about:
– Their favorite famous cars
– The Twilight Zone
– Living in a garage
+more!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #4
WOW the lads ride again! Just for you! They get into it about:
– Their new favorite movies
– Spike TV
+ answer listener questions and more!!
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Episode 109: A Homage Ali
Woah! The lads are ride again. Still ‘tined up. They talk about:
– Drumsets for an unbelievably long time
– The Lads Big Walk
– Working out
– Respecting fighters
+more!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #3
Wowwww the lads ride again! They’re still ‘tined up. They get into it about:
– Types of white guys
– Evil men on shirts
– Boiling Point
+more!!
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Episode 108: Wocka Wocka
Wow the lads are still ‘tined up and thriving. They get into it about:
-Fozzie Bear’s lineage
-Straight vibing
-Pro wrestler names
+more!!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #2
Wow the lads ride again with another quarantine special episode. They get into it about:
– Wrestlemania
– James Bond
– Our apartment Mount Rushmore
+ more!!!
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Episode 107: Male Slot
Wow! The lads are back! Again! Still in quarantine! We get into it about:
-Love in quarantine
-Mike’s bank threatening to call the police
-The Lads Coffee Mishap
+more!!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #1
Woah wow hey hello the lads are back in this special quarantine episode to discuss:
– Big hats
– Fuck workouts
– Mike’s old neighbors
+more!!
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Episode 106: Murders and Acquisitions
Woah hey hello! The lads are back from their quarantine lair. They get into it about:
– Goldeneye
– The end of stand up
– Technology anger
+ more!!
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Episode 105: Bunker Down With The Lads
Woah! The lads are back for the last pre-lockdown episode! They get into it about:
-Queen facts
-Net worth
-Dick pic advice
+ more!!!
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Episode 104: Every Woman Is Married
Woah!!!! The lads are back this week! Mike has returned to the USA. Diego did a college gig. We all drank a spicy energy drink. Get into it!
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Episode 103: Click Click Boom
Woah! The lads ride once again and Mike shouldn’t have the aux cord at all! They get into it about:
-Our essentials
-Answer two phone calls
-Tell first tattoo stories
+more!!
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Episode 102: My Alpha Is Showing with Dylan Palladino
Woah! The lads are back this week with comedian Dylan Palladino and they get into it about:
– A Purge for comedians
– Julia Fox forever
– A 32 year old with a sidekick
& more!!!
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Episode 101: Throwing A Boy Is Good with Janet Hyde
Oh wow! Woah! Hello! The lads are back this week with comedian and podcaster Janet Hyde and they get into it about:
-Landlord breeding
-Surprise orgasms
-Take a live phone call!
+ more!!!!
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Episode 100: Long Live The Lads
Woah!!! No one thought they’d do it but the lads have made it to 100 episodes!!!! Brace yourself for a weird and wild one. They get into it about:
-Super Bowl commercials
-Our four fathers
-The return of the Moviepass corner
+ more!!!
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Episode 99: On All Fours with Sally Burtnick
Wow!! Woah! The lads are back this week with their guest Sally Burtnick and they get into it about:
-How you can’t eat god
-Bigger favelas
-A young looking guy
+more!
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Episode 98: No Introduction with Lili Michelle
Wow!! The labs are back this week with THREE (3) time guest Lili Michelle!! They get into it about:
-Being cartoon wet
-Insatiability being bad
-Sex store visits
+more!!!
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Episode 97: Polish Pat-down
Wow!!! The lads ride directly into your brain once again. We answer your questions and get into it about:
-High fashion racism
-Ugly hot or just ugly?
-Nice dad moments
+ more!
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Episode 96: How Bride? with Patrick Monahan
Wow! The lads are back this week with their guest Patrick Monahan! They get into it about:
-Moviepass
-Henchmen face
-Roasting dead people
+ more!!
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Episode 95: The New Pussy Posse with Devon Walker
Wow hey the lads are back with their guest Devon Walker and they chat about:
-Dad names
-Which city to quit at
-An ex’s new boyfriend
-A mission accomplished
+more!!
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Episode 94: Got Too Familiar W/ Casey McGowan
Wow! The lads are back with comedian Casey McGowan and it’s a hot one! They discuss:
-sober beer pong
-bank gift cards
-strip club aphrodisiacs
+ more!
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Episode 93: Cherry Pie
Woah! The lads ride again and this week they:
-Discuss the finer points of hair metal lyrics
-Hit the energy drink corner
-Answer listener questions
+more!!!
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Episode 92: Is This Girls? with George Civeris
Wow! The lads are back with great comedian and friend George Civeris! They get into it about:
-Irony poisoning
-YouTube intake
-Noho Hank being hypnotized
-Reality tv depression
+more!!!
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Episode 91: Everyone’s A Specific Age with Corinne Fisher
Wow! The lads are back this week with comedian, podcaster and friend Corinne Fisher! They get into it about:
-The number of attractive men
-Relationship stoppers
-Being horny for flaws
-Penis shadow puppets
+more!!!
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Episode 90: Emotional Freedom Tower with Mara Marek
Wow!! The lads are back with comedian, podcaster and friend Mara Marek! They get into it about:
-Hanging out in DC
-Scramble porn nostalgia
-Doing an Inside Man
-Being a very proposed woman
+ more!!!
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Episode 89: Ladsgiving 2019
Wow! The lads are back! This week they talk Diego getting his black belt, answer your questions, hit the energy drink corner and say what they’re thankful for! It’s a fun one!!
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Episode 88: Psychic Large with Remy Kassimir
Wow!!! The lads are back this week with their friend and comedian Remy Kassimir and they get into it about:
-Mr. and Mrs. Hands
-Are you a swimmer or depressed?
– How testosterone boosters are fun
+more!!
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Episode 87: How To Be A Fashion Boy
Oh my god the lads are back does anyone read this probably not this week they talk:
-Roasting your wife
-All of your clothes being funny
-Late Night Joke Corner
-We answer your questions!
+more!!
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Episode 86: Covered In Chris’s Blood with Tim McLaughlin
Episode 85: Covered In Chris’s Blood with Tim McLaughlin
Wow!!! The lads are back this week with comedian Tim McLaughlin and they get into it about:
– Going to two proms
– A brake fluid refusal
– Unforgivable songs
– Tim’s gambling
+ more!!!
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Episode 85: Soups For Dinner with Brett Davis
Wow!!! The lads are back this week with their friend and comedian Brett Davis and they get into it about:
-Pro wrestlers being weird
-Being done with relationships
-Anna Nicole Brown Simpson
-Getting choked out on live TV
+more!!!
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Episode 83: Sample A Pumpkin
Oh wow! Hello! The lads are back this week with their tightest bodies ever and they discuss:
-Batman villains
-Elizabeth Holmes Thanos
-Which superhero we’d fight
+more!!
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Episode 81: Wet Koala
Wow!! The lads ride again and get buck wild this week. They chat about:
– Squaring up with Jim Cavizel
– Calling it the D
– Fettuccine Al-Qaeda
– Our girlfriend visiting
+ more!!!
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Episode 81: Can’t Stop Cursing with Brendan Sagalow
Wow!! The lads are back this week with comedian Brendan Sagalow and they get into it about:
– Bandana colors
– DTF emojis
– Mr and Mrs Robot
– Being hit in bed
+more!
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Episode 79: It’s Gotta Be The Tip with Michael Rowland
Woah! The lads are back this week with their buddy Michael Rowland and they get into it about:
– Touchdown Jesus
– The Family Guy formula
– Celebrity restaurant interactions
– Kratom for all
+ more!!!
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Episode 78: The Blue Curtain with Ali Macofsky
Wow!!! The lads are back this week with their guest and daughter Ali Macofsky. They chat about:
-Disneyland grifts
-Being too sick to live
-How much garlic is too much garlic?
-Being a vessel for dick
+more!!!
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Episode 77: Taking A Brick Nap
Woah! The lads ride once again and get into it this week about:
-Diego visiting his family
-Mike redoing his room
-Cum mug shots
-Your voicemails!
+more!!
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Episode 76: Como Se Dice Murder? with Alexis Guerreros
Wow! The lads are back this week with guest Alexis Guerreros and they get into it about:
-Swollen brain life
-Biker gang hypebeasts
-The Coast guard (wink wink)
-Focaccia Fridays
+more!
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Episode 75: Their Edge
Woah wow hello the lads are back this week and they get into it about:
-A crowd being too woke
-Perfect gifts for the lads
-Why is romance?
-To quit comedy?
+more!
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Episode 74: BDP with Kendall Payne
Whoa wow hello the lads are back this week with comedian Kendall Payne and they get into it about:
– Straight culture
– Anger issues
– Edging
– Answer some voicemails
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Episode 73: 300 Dollars
Wow woah hello! The lads are back again and this week they get into it with:
– Listening to Mike’s old band
– Figuring out what their super powers would be
– Answering a question about asking out a friend
+ more!!!!
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Episode 72: Bird Is God with Ashley Hamilton
Woah! The lads ride once again. This time with their friend and comedian Ashley Hamilton. They get into it about:
-Subway annoyances
-Baby naming rights
-Not asking about my iguana
-Please just send us $300
+more!!
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Episode 71: Heat Wave Weekend
Woah! The lads are back and they’re sweating to death. They dive deep into the pool and discuss:
-A retrospective look at Speed
-Mikes Phone addiction
-Diego‘s wedding
-Incel Roller Derby
+ more!
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Episode 70: Surprised by 9/11 with Ahri Findling
Woah! The lads are back with their good friend and soon-to-be father Ahri Findling. They get into it about:
– Body hair maintenance
– Daffy Duck’s Penis
– An Intense OB-GYN
– Being in a haircut funk
+ more!
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Episode 69: Fashion Boys Roundtable with Courtney Fearrington & Rufat Agayev
Who knew we’d ever get to 69 episodes? This week the lads talk to their friend Courtney and Rufat only about fashion. Men’s clothes. The good stuff. Breathe deep. It’s a niche one.
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Episode 68: Black Tie Dye with Nate Fridson
Woahhhh the lads are back again with their friend and comedian Nate Fridson and they do it all:
-Try an Australian energy drink
-Discuss Mike’s Grateful Dead theory
-Test Nate’s ability to listen to awful covers
+more!!
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Episode 67: The Henchmen’s Code
Wow! It’s a dang LadsCast this week and we get into it about:
-The shortest commercial flight
-Vigilante outfits
-Energy drink death
-Being magazine smart
+ more!
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Episode 66: A Place To Scream with Ellory Smith
Wow! The lads are back this week and they‘re joined by the wonderful Ellory Smith. They get into it and talk about:
-The difference between scabies and scurvy
-Mike getting ready to go down under
-Microwaved nightmares
-Punishing yourself
+more!!
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Episode 65: Soda Princess with Chloe Radcliffe
Wow! The lads are back this week with their guest Chloe Radcliffe and they get into it. They discuss:
-Shoplifting at airports
-HHH the pickup artist
-Tying tubes with tongues
-How apologies are non binary
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Episode 64: Antz Is Cancelled with Julie Mitchell
Wow! The lads are back this week with their guest Julie Mitchell and they get into it. They touch on:
– Undressing techniques
-White passing Jesus
-Who is the Zodiac?
-How there’s never enough Nic Cage
+more!
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Episode 63: Bruce Lee & The Terminator
Wow!!! The lads are back and better than ever. They get into this week and discuss:
-Mike’s cat piss beanbag
-Diego stans Burnt
-They visit the Wild Accusation Corner
-They list Australia’s treasures
It’s a hot one. Tell all your friends.
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Episode 62: Your Mom’s An Astronaut Part 2 with Brendan Eyre
Wow!! The lads are back for part 2 of their episode with Brendan Eyre and it only gets juicier. They discuss:
-Comedy condo gifts
-Fastball fibs
-Being a psych ward hero
-Triple puberty
+ more!!
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Episode 61: Your Mom’s An Astronaut Part 1 with Brendan Eyre
Wow!!! The lads are here with their first ever two part episode. They’re joined by the unbelievable Brenden Eyre and they discuss:
-Tug job etiquette
-Gambling matinees
-Celebratory cigarettes
-Psych ward shenanigans
+ more!!
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Episode 60: Rock Hard Boys with Joey Dardano
Wow the lads are back with human megaphone Joey Dardano. They do the segments and hit stuff like:
-The sex talk
-Human squatty potty
-Romantic night with mom
-Mailing bodily fluids
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Episode 59: Stanny Devito with JP McDade
Wow! Hey hello! The lads are back this week with their beautiful guest JP McDade. They hit the usual segments and discuss:
-Comedy obstacle courses
-A Fuckboi frankenstein
-Paintball Saddam Hussain
-How Jim Carrey died for our sins
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Episode 58: The Uncancellable Man
Wow! The lads are back this week and they discuss:
-Wrestlemania logistics
-Diego’s DC trip
-Being a bad friend
-Trying to bang Cher
+more!
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Episode 57: Kane Sugar with Casey James Salengo
Wow! The lads are back with the Wild Country Phoenix himself, Casey James Salengo and this week they chat:
-Getting laid
-Misunderstanding gimmick shows
-Friends in high (maintenance) places
-House sitting bloopers
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Episode 56: Sensory Deprivation Planet with Brian Park
Wow the lads are back this week with the wonderful comedian Brian Park! They hit all the new segments and also discuss:
-The circus
-Different types of horses
-Falling into a salvia trap
-Revving your sexual engine
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Episode 55: No Oddjob Rule
Wow! The lads are back this week and they chat about:
-Comedy specials
-Passing laws
-Massage etiquette
& do a Twitter drafts purge
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