Wow! The boys are back this week with guest Moss Perricone and we talk him through a breakup the entire time. That’s it. No questions. No topics. Just straight up therapy.
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Episode 18: Mandatory Square Dancing with Shalewa Sharpe
Wow! The boys are back this week with guest extraordinaire Shalewa Sharpe and they discuss:
The pass out game
Gym class
Jim(Gym?) Carrey
Celebrity hairlines
SATs/IQ test
Going to Universal
Buffet stories
All of Shalewa’s cars
Handwriting
+more!
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Episode 17: Animal Style Haircut with Jakub Alexander
Wow! The boys are back with week with special guest Jakub Alexander aka Heathered Pearls. They have a lovely chat with topics including:
Mike does a lot of song work
The World Cup
The Osiris G-Bag
Nicknames
How to get taller
If Jakub is a DJ or not
How horny Jakub’s music is
The best day to die
Jakub’s dog rescue charity
Fantasy fight scenarios
Fireworks
How to neuter a dog
Ordering off menu at the barber shop
Moviepass Corner: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
The Polish government
Jakub’s journey to America
Mike sleeping through a party
And answer your questions!
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@thisdiegolopez
@heatheredpearls
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Episode 16: Mugged Off By A Fit Bird
Hey hi hello the lads are back(we’re British now) and we have a right chat. This week we talked about:
Having an accent
John Malkovich or Milla Jovovich?
Mike’s body goals
Sex sounds
Hairline comedy
Long jump racism
Ex-girlfriend conspiracies
MoviePass Corner: Mike saw Book Club
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@mikeabrusci
@thisdiegolopez
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Episode 15: Anxiety Is Bae
Holy moly the boys couldn’t be more back in town and this week they chat about:
Athlete superstitions
Big bills
Coconut water conspiracies
Florida weddings
What Knights of Columbus actually do
Mike seeing his dad
How long we could go without sex
How to ask people to leave your house
&
Answer questions about:
Eating each other in plane crash
Intimidating men
Their old web series
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@mikeabrusci
@thisdiegolopez
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Episode 14: Carlito The Cat with Courtney Fearrington
Wow! This week the boys are back with comedian Courtney Fearrington and they talk about:
The difficulty of taking compliments
Being uncomfortable everywhere
Talking hardcore music to your therapist
Teaching kids word economy
Win-Win machete attack
First movie going experience
Jerkin’ it to COPS & Blind Date
Hiding a Playboy inside of a Playgirl
Strange Penis compliments
Deadpool spoilers
+ more!!
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Episode 13: Chipotle Aioli Bukkake with Jess Lane
Wow! The boys are back this week and we chat with our good friend Jess Lane. It’s a great one.
We:
Sing some songs
Invent a new food
Plan to open restaurants
Opine the end of Da Snack Boys
We get into a full argument
Talk about:
Dating
Diego going to a party
We construct the perfect party
Try to figure out Mike’s birthday
Turning 30
Discuss our merch options
&
Answer questions about:
Eating food that’s not vegan
Making a huge life change
Who our favorite Snack Boy is
Favorite Simpsons episode
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@thisdiegolopez
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Episode 12: That’s Daddy! with Luke Mones
Episode 12: That’s Daddy! with Luke Mones
Wow! Hey hi hello! We’re back and this week we talk with our good friend Luke Mones about:
Murdering people with our hands
Luke being threatened on stage again
Mike seeing Vanilla Ice in concert
Spicy chocolate
Mike’s pilot ideas
Our favorite stores in the mall
Diego’s journey to see his father
Mike’s relationships with his parents
&
Answer questions about:
Being passionate about sports
Fighting animals
Doing stand up
+more!
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@mikeabrusci
@thisdiegolopez
@lukemones
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Episode 11: Date The Boys
Wowowow! We’re back this week and it’s just the damn boys. We hunker down and talk about:
Cereal
Allergies
Jimi Hendrix’s greatest prank
Mike wants to look like a seal
Grappling hooks
What spy weapons we’d use
Terrible internet videos
Why Diego doesn’t like music
Seeings bands alone vs going to the movies alone
MoviePass Corner: Super Troopers 2, Gemini
Why Zoe Kravitz doesn’t have a British accent
Diego playing hockey again
Mike wanting a hobby
Hanging out at Applebee’s with your scumbag cousin
The integration of the Boy Scouts
Mike’s new confidence
Comedy merit badges
&
Answer questions about:
Spending a day in our neighborhood
Pronouns
Telling someone how you feel
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@thisdiegolopez
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Episode 10: Post Your Load with Chris Thayer
Wow! The boys are back this week with special guest Chris Thayer and we all talked about:
Lifting different animals up with a helicopter
Measuring your body
The Wayans Family
Sitcom marital bliss
Kevin James
Punching holes in walls
Playing in the NBA
Podcast classes
A new website, PostYourLoad.com
What we’d do with a motorcycle with a side car
Earthquake and Comics Unleashed
A visit from our friend Raphael
And we answer questions about:
Ghosts
The supernatural
and more!
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@mikeabrusci
@thisdiegolopez
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Episode 9: Sad Death with Sam Evans
Hey hi hello! We’re back this week and we talk to the wonderful Sam Evans and we chat about:
•Reacting to hot people
•The difficulties of calling your parents
•Exchanging pleasantries that aren’t pleasant
•Starting comedy is going through puberty again
•Holding court in a GNC
•I went to my cousins wedding and I was the groom
•How we write our mediocre jokes
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Episode 8: Straight Edging with Courtney Maginnis
Wow! Another week, another unbelievable episode. This week the boys talked to Courtney Maginnis about:
Energy drinks
Relationships
Mike & Diego both being single
Sexy dudes on The Price Is Right
Courtney being rich
Whip-its
Huffing gas off of a dead rat
Body hair
Courtney doesn’t know her body
Curves below the belt
Watching comedy alone
How Mike wants to be murdered
Getting Courtney into a threesome
And we all answer questions about:
The Undertaker
Overalls
Mike’s rings & earring
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@thisdiegolopez
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Episode 7: Free Trade Cocaine
Wow! Welcome to another episode of A Little Time! The boys are back in town and we talk about:
War Machine in all meanings
Wrestlemania
Mike besmirches the wrong dead woman’s name
Next on MTV
Intergender wrestling matches
Mike joining the gym
Our broken shower
Diego being very strong
Getting hit by a car on your bike
Comedy albums on Spotify
Answer questions about:
Fashion
Vegan food
Childbirth
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@thisdiegolopez
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Episode 6: Buttchug My Thoughts with Clare O’Kane
Hey hi hello! This week we’ve got a hot ass new episode with Clare O’Kane! We talk:
Newspaper games
Going to parties
Why Mike is miserable
Body jewelry violence
We think Nazis are bad
Train performers
Crashing
Doing stand up on tv
Loving the lord
Scientology
We try to sing movie theme songs
We do ASMR
Rebooting The Man Show
+more!
And answer questions about:
Mental health
Getting famous
Getting banned from a Modell’s
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@thisdiegolopez
@babysfirstgun
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Episode 5: Bowling Alley Garçon
Wow! Hey hi hello! It’s a real host heavy episode. It’s just Mike and Diego this week and we talk about:
-Lotioning our bodies
-Swallowing hot dogs whole to impress women
-The difference in our favorite drinks: The Denzel Washington, The John Leguizamo and the Daniel Day Lewis
-Getting laid at a bowling alley
-Being friends with your siblings
-Keeping your family at a distance
-Moms on Facebook
-Diego teaching pro wrestlers moves
-Getting into altercations in public
-Train etiquette
-The Guardian Angels
-Citizens arrest
Answer questions about:
-Trying to make your parents happy before they die
-Hiking
-Who we’d like to fight
+ more!!
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@thisdiegolopez
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Episode 4: Group Sext with Ahri Findling
Wow! Welcome back! This week Mike and Diego welcome their buddy Ahri Findling and they talk about:
Going inside the Statue of Liberty
Sleeping naked
Mike punching his roommates boyfriend
Naked fights
Soulja Boy vs Chamillionaire
Ahri’s dad being a liar
Ahri possibly moving to New Jersey
How to jerk off on the train
Adjusting your crank tightness
The woman who tried to kill her boyfriend with a sword
When Ahri and Mike saw Cuba Gooding Jr
Ahri loses a bet on-air
AND
We answer questions about:
Quitting your job to grow your side hustle
Top date movies
Dumping someone because you like your dog more
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@thisdiegolopez
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Episode 3: “I Did Not Drown That Woman” with Jamie Loftus and Julia Claire
Wow! Welcome back to A Little Time. This week the boys welcomed their guests, another tag team of best friends: Jamie Loftus and Julia Claire!
They talked about:
Sebastian Maniscalco, the greatest comedian of all time
If Mikes cat can get a boner
Spongebob: The Musical
Broadway
We guess Mandy Patinkin’s height
Jamie’s worm tattoo
Julia’s obsession with the Kennedys
+more!
Answer questions about:
A man that wanted to know if Jamie’s hot or not
Our worst dates
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Episode 2: Heterosexual Power Bottom
Hey hi hello! Welcome to episode 2 of A Little Time. This week we talked about:
-Mike’s French fry locater
-Diego’s uncle shooting at children
-The presidential fitness test
-Being “buttcrack fat”
-Public relations
-Opening a business where we punch people in the face
+ more!
And we answered questions about:
-Getting your ex back even if you have gout
-Inviting a woman to a wrestling show
-Very specific vegan restaurants that have closed
-What we’d cook with $10 and rank brands of bottled water
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Episode 1: “We Can Do An Algorithm, Right?”
Hey hi hello! Welcome to A Little Time! This episode we talk about why Mike stopped doing TV Casualty, Diego taking care of Mike while he was sick, favorite conspiracy theories, hating ourselves and we answer questions about:
-Professional wrestling finishers
-Tattoos
-Working out
-How to stop eating bagels
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@thisdiegolopez
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Fishing With John with Colin Burgess
Hey hi hello! We are back this week with Colin Burgess(Comedy Central, IFC) and we talked Fishing With John, the Montauk Monster, Camp Hero, invented a new type of gun and more!
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The Grinder with John Rosenberger
Wow! We’re back this week with Brain Machine Network’s own John Rosenberger and we talked The Grinder, cam models, the Cleveland Cavaliers and more!
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Scrubs with Carmen Lagala
Wow!! We are back this week with Carmen Lagala (Bridgetown Festival, All Female Reboot) and we discussed Scrubs, seeking revenge, the resurrection of Brendan Fraser and more!
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Forged In Fire with Nicole Conlan
Wow! We are back this week with Nicole Conlan(Funny or Die, UCB) and we talked Forged In Fire, her stance on Sword Guys, NY vs LA, a man burning down half of an upstate New York town and more! It’s a great one.
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Rick & Morty with Sam Taggart
Wow! We are back this week with Sam Taggart and we talked Rick & Morty, liking something while hating the fans, hitting the gym to maintain a thicc ass, Dane Cook and more!
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@mikeabrusci
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3rd Rock From The Sun with Sam Rose & Brian Bahe
Hey hi hello! This week I talked to the boys of the UFOlogy podcast, Sam Rose & Brian Bahe. We discussed 3rd Rock From The Sun, ska music and more!
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Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law with Producer Leif
Hey hi hello! This week our guest was Leif Enoksen aka Producer Leif(Brain Machine Network head honcho) and we talked about Harvey Birdman, gave our 2017 wrap up, talked about the new year and our future! It’s a fun one!
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Black Mirror with Kenice Mobley
Wow! Hey hi hello! TV Casualty is back this week with Kenice Mobley(FOX, Two Dope Queens). We talked Black Mirror, lot lizards, New Years, full service movie theaters and more!
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@kenicemobley
@mikeabrusci
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Dragon Ball with Jeremy Hammond
Hey hi hello! We’re back this week with Jeremy Hammond(Ballin’ Out Super, The Hard Times) and we discuss Dragon Ball, our relationship, sneaking into a nerd convention, the statues of Long Island and more!
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Steven Universe with Tim Platt
Hey hi hello! TV Casualty is back this week with Tim
Platt(Cartoon Monsoon, Story Pirates) about Steven Universe, musicals, being turned off by something’s fans, our lord and savior Jesus Christ and more! This was a VERY splendissimo episode.
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My So-Called Life with Shalewa Sharpe
Hey hi hello! This week we talked to Shalewa Sharpe(Two Dope Queens) about My So-Called Life, chinstrap beards, seeing R.E.M. and more!
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@silkyjumbo
@mikeabrusci
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Riverdale with Rosebud Baker
Hey hi hello! We are back this week with Rosebud Baker(Elite Daily, Fox) and we talked about Riverdale, Botox, rollerblading accidents, a rifle-based murder and more! This is a real fun one.
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@rosebudbaker
@mikeabrusci
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The Sopranos with Nick Naney (rerelease!!)
Hey hi hello! We lost the episode for this week so we’re rereleasing the first episode! Nick Naney and I talked The Sopranos, being Italians from Long Island and the show didn’t even have a name yet! Listen and enjoy Thanksgiving! TV Boners 4 life.
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@mikeabrusci
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Pretty Little Liars with Dan Licata
Wow! Hey hi hello! We are back this week with Dan Licata(Adult Swim, JASH) and we talked Pretty Little Liars, our stance on teens drinking and driving, what happens to Dan while he sleeps and more!
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@mikeabrusci
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Entourage with Marcia Belsky
Hey hi hello!! We are back this week with Marcia Belsky(Misandry with Marcia and Rae) about Entourage, her recent ban from Facebook, the hottest pulls on the show and more!
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@marciasky
@mikeabrusci
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The Handmaid’s Tale with Ali Macofsky
Hey hi hello! We are back this week with Ali Macofsky(Kill Tony) to talk about The Handmaid’s Tale, which dogs are hot, Instagram waist trainers and more!
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@notalimac
@mikeabrusci
@bearwithleif
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Real Ghostbusters with Ian Fidance
Hey hi! This week we talked to Ian Fidance(SiriusXM, Gotham Comedy Live) about Real Ghostbusters, watching porn with your friends, harass Producer Leif and more!
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@ianimal on Instagram/@ianimal on Twitter
@mikeabrusci
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Look Around You with Brett Davis
Wow! Hey hi hello! We’re back this week with Brett Davis(The Special Without Brett Davis, The Podcast For Laundry) and we talk Look Around You, the death of AM radio, the importance of The Onion and more!
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@BrettDavisRIP
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Will And Grace With The Narcisistas
Wow!! This week we do a fun crossover episode with The Narcisistas, Courtney Maginnis and Wil Cope! We talk Will and Grace, gay representation in media and play a bunch of fun games!
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@wilcope4
@mikeabrusci
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Six Feet Under with Eric Dadourian
Wow! Hey! Hello! We are back this week with Eric Dadourian (Viceland, Groomzillas) and we talk Six Feet Under, tipping etiquette, Kid Rock at Woodstock ’99 and more!
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@ericdadourian
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Jane The Virgin with Anya Volz
Wow! We’re back this week with Anya Volz(The Hard Times) and we discuss Jane The Virgin, what the horniest month ever was, brushing your teeth in a parking garage and more! Remember to rate/review/subscribe and to send me money if you want to!
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Insecure with Christi Chiello
Wow! After a little break we are back this week with Christi Chiello (Comedy Central, TruTV) to talk about Insecure, Mark McGrath attacking people on the street, living within your means and more! Rate/review/subscribe/yadda yadda.
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Sons of Anarchy with Luke Mones
Wow! We’re back this week with Luke Mones(Funny or Die, Howard Stern) about Sons of Anarchy, crying at Boy Scout camp, Mike’s motorcycle gang neighbors, getting fat as a joke and more!
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Friday Night Lights with Tom Thakkar
Hey hi hello! This week we welcome Tom Thakkar (Stand By Your Band, Doug Loves Movies) to talk about Friday Night Lights, we defend furries, talk about why dad stuff makes us cry and more! Rate/review/subscribe and have a great life.
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Peep Show with J.P. McDade
Hey hi hello!! We’re back this week with J.P. McDade(Roast Battle, Comedy Knockout) and we talk about Peep Show, British tv vs. American tv, being inspired by baseball players and more! Rate/review/subscribe and all of that cool stuff!
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Dawson’s Creek with Casey James Salengo
Hey hi hello! Fresh off of his late night debut on Jimmy Kimmel, we talk to Casey James Salengo about Dawson’s Creek, spending all of our money and more! Rate/review/subscribe and whatever else you wanna do hell its a free country
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Get A Life with Joe Rumrill
Wow! We’re back this week with a 2 salute episode! We talk to Joe Rumrill (Cartoon Monsoon) about Get A Life, welcome new producer Steve Albini and more! Rate/review/subscribe/tell a friend!!
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Lost with Kyle Ayers
Hey hi hello! We’re back this week and we talk to Kyle Ayers(FUSE, First Comes Love, Boast Rattle) about Lost, message boards, baseball players taking steroids and more! Please rate/review/subscribe if you haven’t already! I love you!
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Night Court with Patrick Kindlon
Woah daddy! We are back this week with Patrick Kindlon (Self Defense Family/Drug Church, There’s Nothing There) and it’s a long one! We talk about social media changing our lives, fighting as adults, progressive culture, how to do crime and we even talk about Night Court for a second! Rate/review/subscribe everywhere you can!
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Breaking Bad with Will Winner
Woah! We’re back this week and we’re talking to Will Winner(The Good, The Dad and The Ugly!) about Breaking Bad, crack vs meth vs heroin and so much more! Rate/review/subscribe! I love you so much!
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Mad Men with Tommy McNamara
Hey hi hello! We’re back this week with Tommy McNamara(Stand By Your Band) and we talk about Mad Men, high school bullies, our favorite Scientologists and we introduce the #SliceOfCheeseChallenge! Please rate, review and subscribe! Email us at tvcasualtypod@gmail.com! I love you!
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Star Trek: The Next Generation with Sally Burtnick
Wow! We’re back and this one is a. Little. Uncomfortable. Sally Burtnick(Macaulay Culkin Show, The Special Without Brett Davis) and I talk Star Trek: The Next Generation, wrestling fans vs trekkies and get into an actual argument! Rate/review/subscribe and please hug me if you see me!
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Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23 with Jess Lane
Hey hello! We’re back this week with Jess Lane(Billy On The Street, Nerdist, Da Snack Boys) and we talk about Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23, Jess describes me as a “beefy jerk”, we get deep in Jess’s pilot obsession and more! Please rate, review and subscribe!
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Sex and the City with Greta Titelman
Hey! TV Casualty is back this week with Greta Titelman(Lady Lovin’ podcast!) and we talk Sex and the City, play the darkest version of Which Sex and the City Character Are You?, Greta tries to convince me she’s not a socialite and more! Please rate/review/subscribe and tell some people
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The West Wing with Ahri Findling
Wow! Oh honey, this one is a humdinger. We’re back this week with Ahri Findling(Funny or Die, Brooklyn Comedy Festival)! We talk about The West Wing, our genitals, Rob Lowe’s criminal record and so much more! Rate/review/subscribe/have a nice life.
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Grace and Frankie with Jamie Loftus
Hey! This week Mike talks to Jamie Loftus(Comedy Central, The New Yorker, Got a UTI on Splash Mountain) about Grace and Frankie, Meatloaf, Jamie cries about the Smurfs movie and more! This is probably the most contentious episode yet! Please rate, review, subscribe and whatnot.
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House of Cards with Julia Claire
Wow! Here we are again! Mike talks with Julia Claire(Bridgetown Comedy Festival) about House of Cards, dog murder, painting old women’s faces and more! Please rate, review and subscribe to the podcast and give Mike a kiss if you feel like it.
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer with Chris Calogero
Hey hi hello! This week Mike talks to Chris Calogero(Mourning Coffee, Not Quite Midnight) about Buffy The Vampire Slayer, the darkest Family Matters timeline, cool teen clubs, confederate vampires and more!
Rate, review and subscribe please!
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NewsRadio with Diego Lopez
We’re back this week with Diego Lopez (Da Snack Boys) to talk about NewsRadio, Florida, jiu jitsu, growing up with immigrant parents and more!
Please remember to rate, review and subscribe!
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Transparent with Farah Brook
We’re back! This week Mike talks to Farah Brook (Psychic Hotline $1/Min, New York Times) about Transparent, Long Island, stabbing people, magicians, crushes, therapy and more!
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The Sopranos with Nick Naney
It’s the first episode! Mike talks to Nick Naney (Fox 5 News, Comedy Central, Famous Comedian) about The Sopranos, growing up with Italian fathers, what penne pasta is short for and more!
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