Category Archives: Comedy

Episode 22: It All Comes Down To Bricks with Rufat Agayev

Wow hello the boys are back this week with Rufat Agayev and they get into it. They discuss:
-Slow sports car
-Karate stolen valor
-Azerbaijan banning Anthony Bourdain
-Harmony Korine, the voyager
– Rufat the mob prince
-Opening the flood gates of eating pussy
-The brutal open mics of NYC
-Christian rap reality mistakes
-We miss Syed Masroor
-Telling tattooers jokes
-Algorithm is math that makes us sad
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Episode 21: Can I Finish? with Nick Naney

Oh my cousin, the boys are back with beautiful guest Nick Naney. Nick and Diego got naked and Mike put on even more clothes and then they talked about:
-The Sporanos
-Cooking shows
-Our Christmas Eve plans
-Mike can’t remember what a fencing sword is called
and they answer some questions!
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Episode 20- “So You Wanna Be A Sicario?”

Holy hell the boys are back this week and they go wild. They talk about:
-How Mike can’t chill
-Getting tattooed by Woody Allen
-Getting choked on Univision
-How Diego is 6 ft tall
-Paying the sound guy
-Comedy credits
-Live vs recorded music
-MoviePass corner
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Episode 19- We’re Therapists Now with Moss Perricone

Wow! The boys are back this week with guest Moss Perricone and we talk him through a breakup the entire time. That’s it. No questions. No topics. Just straight up therapy.
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Episode 18: Mandatory Square Dancing with Shalewa Sharpe

Wow! The boys are back this week with guest extraordinaire Shalewa Sharpe and they discuss:

The pass out game

Gym class

Jim(Gym?) Carrey

Celebrity hairlines

SATs/IQ test

Going to Universal

Buffet stories

All of Shalewa’s cars



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Episode 17: Animal Style Haircut with Jakub Alexander

Wow! The boys are back with week with special guest Jakub Alexander aka Heathered Pearls. They have a lovely chat with topics including:

Mike does a lot of song work

The World Cup

The Osiris G-Bag


How to get taller

If Jakub is a DJ or not

How horny Jakub’s music is

The best day to die

Jakub’s dog rescue charity

Fantasy fight scenarios


How to neuter a dog

Ordering off menu at the barber shop

Moviepass Corner: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

The Polish government

Jakub’s journey to America

Mike sleeping through a party

And answer your questions!

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Episode 16: Mugged Off By A Fit Bird

Hey hi hello the lads are back(we’re British now) and we have a right chat. This week we talked about:

Having an accent

John Malkovich or Milla Jovovich?

Mike’s body goals

Sex sounds

Hairline comedy

Long jump racism

Ex-girlfriend conspiracies

MoviePass Corner: Mike saw Book Club

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Episode 15: Anxiety Is Bae

Holy moly the boys couldn’t be more back in town and this week they chat about:

Athlete superstitions

Big bills

Coconut water conspiracies

Florida weddings

What Knights of Columbus actually do

Mike seeing his dad

How long we could go without sex

How to ask people to leave your house


Answer questions about:

Eating each other in plane crash

Intimidating men

Their old web series

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Episode 14: Carlito The Cat with Courtney Fearrington

Wow! This week the boys are back with comedian Courtney Fearrington and they talk about:
The difficulty of taking compliments
Being uncomfortable everywhere
Talking hardcore music to your therapist
Teaching kids word economy
Win-Win machete attack
First movie going experience
Jerkin’ it to COPS & Blind Date
Hiding a Playboy inside of a Playgirl
Strange Penis compliments
Deadpool spoilers
+ more!!
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Episode 13: Chipotle Aioli Bukkake with Jess Lane 

Wow! The boys are back this week and we chat with our good friend Jess Lane. It’s a great one.


Sing some songs

Invent a new food

Plan to open restaurants

Opine the end of Da Snack Boys

We get into a full argument

Talk about:


Diego going to a party

We construct the perfect party

Try to figure out Mike’s birthday

Turning 30

Discuss our merch options


Answer questions about:

Eating food that’s not vegan

Making a huge life change

Who our favorite Snack Boy is

Favorite Simpsons episode

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Episode 12: That’s Daddy! with Luke Mones

Episode 12: That’s Daddy! with Luke Mones
Wow! Hey hi hello! We’re back and this week we talk with our good friend Luke Mones about:
Murdering people with our hands
Luke being threatened on stage again
Mike seeing Vanilla Ice in concert
Spicy chocolate
Mike’s pilot ideas
Our favorite stores in the mall
Diego’s journey to see his father
Mike’s relationships with his parents
Answer questions about:
Being passionate about sports
Fighting animals
Doing stand up
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Episode 11: Date The Boys

Wowowow! We’re back this week and it’s just the damn boys. We hunker down and talk about:
Jimi Hendrix’s greatest prank
Mike wants to look like a seal
Grappling hooks
What spy weapons we’d use
Terrible internet videos
Why Diego doesn’t like music
Seeings bands alone vs going to the movies alone
MoviePass Corner: Super Troopers 2, Gemini
Why Zoe Kravitz doesn’t have a British accent
Diego playing hockey again
Mike wanting a hobby
Hanging out at Applebee’s with your scumbag cousin
The integration of the Boy Scouts
Mike’s new confidence
Comedy merit badges
Answer questions about:
Spending a day in our neighborhood
Telling someone how you feel
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Episode 10: Post Your Load with Chris Thayer

Wow! The boys are back this week with special guest Chris Thayer and we all talked about:

Lifting different animals up with a helicopter

Measuring your body

The Wayans Family

Sitcom marital bliss

Kevin James

Punching holes in walls

Playing in the NBA

Podcast classes

A new website,

What we’d do with a motorcycle with a side car

Earthquake and Comics Unleashed

A visit from our friend Raphael

And we answer questions about:


The supernatural

and more!

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Episode 9: Sad Death with Sam Evans

Hey hi hello! We’re back this week and we talk to the wonderful Sam Evans and we chat about:
•Reacting to hot people
•The difficulties of calling your parents
•Exchanging pleasantries that aren’t pleasant
•Starting comedy is going through puberty again
•Holding court in a GNC
•I went to my cousins wedding and I was the groom
•How we write our mediocre jokes
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Episode 8: Straight Edging with Courtney Maginnis

Wow! Another week, another unbelievable episode. This week the boys talked to Courtney Maginnis about:
Energy drinks
Mike & Diego both being single
Sexy dudes on The Price Is Right
Courtney being rich
Huffing gas off of a dead rat
Body hair
Courtney doesn’t know her body
Curves below the belt
Watching comedy alone
How Mike wants to be murdered
Getting Courtney into a threesome
And we all answer questions about:
The Undertaker
Mike’s rings & earring
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Episode 7: Free Trade Cocaine

Wow! Welcome to another episode of A Little Time! The boys are back in town and we talk about:

War Machine in all meanings


Mike besmirches the wrong dead woman’s name

Next on MTV

Intergender wrestling matches

Mike joining the gym

Our broken shower

Diego being very strong

Getting hit by a car on your bike

Comedy albums on Spotify

Answer questions about:


Vegan food


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Episode 6: Buttchug My Thoughts with Clare O’Kane

Hey hi hello! This week we’ve got a hot ass new episode with Clare O’Kane! We talk:

Newspaper games

Going to parties

Why Mike is miserable

Body jewelry violence

We think Nazis are bad

Train performers


Doing stand up on tv

Loving the lord


We try to sing movie theme songs

We do ASMR

Rebooting The Man Show


And answer questions about:

Mental health

Getting famous

Getting banned from a Modell’s

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Episode 5: Bowling Alley Garçon

Wow! Hey hi hello! It’s a real host heavy episode. It’s just Mike and Diego this week and we talk about:

-Lotioning our bodies

-Swallowing hot dogs whole to impress women

-The difference in our favorite drinks: The Denzel Washington, The John Leguizamo and the Daniel Day Lewis

-Getting laid at a bowling alley

-Being friends with your siblings

-Keeping your family at a distance

-Moms on Facebook

-Diego teaching pro wrestlers moves

-Getting into altercations in public

-Train etiquette

-The Guardian Angels

-Citizens arrest


Answer questions about:

-Trying to make your parents happy before they die


-Who we’d like to fight

+ more!!

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Episode 4: Group Sext with Ahri Findling

Wow! Welcome back! This week Mike and Diego welcome their buddy Ahri Findling and they talk about:

Going inside the Statue of Liberty

Sleeping naked

Mike punching his roommates boyfriend

Naked fights

Soulja Boy vs Chamillionaire

Ahri’s dad being a liar

Ahri possibly moving to New Jersey

How to jerk off on the train

Adjusting your crank tightness

The woman who tried to kill her boyfriend with a sword

When Ahri and Mike saw Cuba Gooding Jr

Ahri loses a bet on-air


We answer questions about:

Quitting your job to grow your side hustle

Top date movies

Dumping someone because you like your dog more

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Episode 3: “I Did Not Drown That Woman” with Jamie Loftus and Julia Claire

Wow! Welcome back to A Little Time. This week the boys welcomed their guests, another tag team of best friends: Jamie Loftus and Julia Claire!
They talked about:
Sebastian Maniscalco, the greatest comedian of all time
If Mikes cat can get a boner
Spongebob: The Musical
We guess Mandy Patinkin’s height
Jamie’s worm tattoo
Julia’s obsession with the Kennedys
Answer questions about:
A man that wanted to know if Jamie’s hot or not
Our worst dates
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Episode 2: Heterosexual Power Bottom

Hey hi hello! Welcome to episode 2 of A Little Time. This week we talked about:

-Mike’s French fry locater

-Diego’s uncle shooting at children

-The presidential fitness test

-Being “buttcrack fat”

-Public relations

-Opening a business where we punch people in the face

+ more!


And we answered questions about:

-Getting your ex back even if you have gout

-Inviting a woman to a wrestling show

-Very specific vegan restaurants that have closed

-What we’d cook with $10 and rank brands of bottled water

Episode 1: “We Can Do An Algorithm, Right?”

Hey hi hello! Welcome to A Little Time! This episode we talk about why Mike stopped doing TV Casualty, Diego taking care of Mike while he was sick, favorite conspiracy theories, hating ourselves and we answer questions about:
-Professional wrestling finishers
-Working out
-How to stop eating bagels
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Fishing With John with Colin Burgess

Hey hi hello! We are back this week with Colin Burgess(Comedy Central, IFC) and we talked Fishing With John, the Montauk Monster, Camp Hero, invented a new type of gun and more!

The Grinder with John Rosenberger

Wow! We’re back this week with Brain Machine Network’s own John Rosenberger and we talked The Grinder, cam models, the Cleveland Cavaliers and more!

Scrubs with Carmen Lagala

Wow!! We are back this week with Carmen Lagala (Bridgetown Festival, All Female Reboot) and we discussed Scrubs, seeking revenge, the resurrection of Brendan Fraser and more!

Forged In Fire with Nicole Conlan

Wow! We are back this week with Nicole Conlan(Funny or Die, UCB) and we talked Forged In Fire, her stance on Sword Guys, NY vs LA, a man burning down half of an upstate New York town and more! It’s a great one.

Rick & Morty with Sam Taggart

Wow! We are back this week with Sam Taggart and we talked Rick & Morty, liking something while hating the fans, hitting the gym to maintain a thicc ass, Dane Cook and more!
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3rd Rock From The Sun with Sam Rose & Brian Bahe

Hey hi hello! This week I talked to the boys of the UFOlogy podcast, Sam Rose & Brian Bahe. We discussed 3rd Rock From The Sun, ska music and more!

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law with Producer Leif

Hey hi hello! This week our guest was Leif Enoksen aka Producer Leif(Brain Machine Network head honcho) and we talked about Harvey Birdman, gave our 2017 wrap up, talked about the new year and our future! It’s a fun one!

Black Mirror with Kenice Mobley

Wow! Hey hi hello! TV Casualty is back this week with Kenice Mobley(FOX, Two Dope Queens). We talked Black Mirror, lot lizards, New Years, full service movie theaters and more!

Dragon Ball with Jeremy Hammond

Hey hi hello! We’re back this week with Jeremy Hammond(Ballin’ Out Super, The Hard Times) and we discuss Dragon Ball, our relationship, sneaking into a nerd convention, the statues of Long Island and more!

Steven Universe with Tim Platt

Hey hi hello! TV Casualty is back this week with Tim
Platt(Cartoon Monsoon, Story Pirates) about Steven Universe, musicals, being turned off by something’s fans, our lord and savior Jesus Christ and more! This was a VERY splendissimo episode.

My So-Called Life with Shalewa Sharpe

Hey hi hello! This week we talked to Shalewa Sharpe(Two Dope Queens) about My So-Called Life, chinstrap beards, seeing R.E.M. and more!

Riverdale with Rosebud Baker

Hey hi hello! We are back this week with Rosebud Baker(Elite Daily, Fox) and we talked about Riverdale, Botox, rollerblading accidents, a rifle-based murder and more! This is a real fun one.

The Sopranos with Nick Naney (rerelease!!)

Hey hi hello! We lost the episode for this week so we’re rereleasing the first episode! Nick Naney and I talked The Sopranos, being Italians from Long Island and the show didn’t even have a name yet! Listen and enjoy Thanksgiving! TV Boners 4 life.

Pretty Little Liars with Dan Licata

Wow! Hey hi hello! We are back this week with Dan Licata(Adult Swim, JASH) and we talked Pretty Little Liars, our stance on teens drinking and driving, what happens to Dan while he sleeps and more!

Entourage with Marcia Belsky

Hey hi hello!! We are back this week with Marcia Belsky(Misandry with Marcia and Rae) about Entourage, her recent ban from Facebook, the hottest pulls on the show and more!

The Handmaid’s Tale with Ali Macofsky

Hey hi hello! We are back this week with Ali Macofsky(Kill Tony) to talk about The Handmaid’s Tale, which dogs are hot, Instagram waist trainers and more!

Real Ghostbusters with Ian Fidance

Hey hi! This week we talked to Ian Fidance(SiriusXM, Gotham Comedy Live) about Real Ghostbusters, watching porn with your friends, harass Producer Leif and more!

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Look Around You with Brett Davis

Wow! Hey hi hello! We’re back this week with Brett Davis(The Special Without Brett Davis, The Podcast For Laundry) and we talk Look Around You, the death of AM radio, the importance of The Onion and more!

Will And Grace With The Narcisistas

Wow!! This week we do a fun crossover episode with The Narcisistas, Courtney Maginnis and Wil Cope! We talk Will and Grace, gay representation in media and play a bunch of fun games!

Six Feet Under with Eric Dadourian

Wow! Hey! Hello! We are back this week with Eric Dadourian (Viceland, Groomzillas) and we talk Six Feet Under, tipping etiquette, Kid Rock at Woodstock ’99 and more!
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Jane The Virgin with Anya Volz

Wow! We’re back this week with Anya Volz(The Hard Times) and we discuss Jane The Virgin, what the horniest month ever was, brushing your teeth in a parking garage and more! Remember to rate/review/subscribe and to send me money if you want to!

Roadies with Clare O’Kane

Hey hi! We’re back this week with Clare O’Kane(Flophouse, Party Legends, Spongebob) and for some reason we talk about Showtime’s Roadies, fingering Dane Cook style, our favorite Blue Collar comedians and more! Rate/review/subscribe/whatever you gotta do.

Insecure with Christi Chiello

Wow! After a little break we are back this week with Christi Chiello (Comedy Central, TruTV) to talk about Insecure, Mark McGrath attacking people on the street, living within your means and more! Rate/review/subscribe/yadda yadda.

Sons of Anarchy with Luke Mones

Wow! We’re back this week with Luke Mones(Funny or Die, Howard Stern) about Sons of Anarchy, crying at Boy Scout camp, Mike’s motorcycle gang neighbors, getting fat as a joke and more!

Friday Night Lights with Tom Thakkar

Hey hi hello! This week we welcome Tom Thakkar (Stand By Your Band, Doug Loves Movies) to talk about Friday Night Lights, we defend furries, talk about why dad stuff makes us cry and more! Rate/review/subscribe and have a great life.

Peep Show with J.P. McDade

Hey hi hello!! We’re back this week with J.P. McDade(Roast Battle, Comedy Knockout) and we talk about Peep Show, British tv vs. American tv, being inspired by baseball players and more! Rate/review/subscribe and all of that cool stuff!

Dawson’s Creek with Casey James Salengo

Hey hi hello! Fresh off of his late night debut on Jimmy Kimmel, we talk to Casey James Salengo about Dawson’s Creek, spending all of our money and more! Rate/review/subscribe and whatever else you wanna do hell its a free country

Get A Life with Joe Rumrill

Wow! We’re back this week with a 2 salute episode! We talk to Joe Rumrill (Cartoon Monsoon) about Get A Life, welcome new producer Steve Albini and more! Rate/review/subscribe/tell a friend!!

Lost with Kyle Ayers

Hey hi hello! We’re back this week and we talk to Kyle Ayers(FUSE, First Comes Love, Boast Rattle) about Lost, message boards, baseball players taking steroids and more! Please rate/review/subscribe if you haven’t already! I love you!

Night Court with Patrick Kindlon

Woah daddy! We are back this week with Patrick Kindlon (Self Defense Family/Drug Church, There’s Nothing There) and it’s a long one! We talk about social media changing our lives, fighting as adults, progressive culture, how to do crime and we even talk about Night Court for a second! Rate/review/subscribe everywhere you can!

Breaking Bad with Will Winner

Woah! We’re back this week and we’re talking to Will Winner(The Good, The Dad and The Ugly!) about Breaking Bad, crack vs meth vs heroin and so much more! Rate/review/subscribe! I love you so much!

Mad Men with Tommy McNamara

Hey hi hello! We’re back this week with Tommy McNamara(Stand By Your Band) and we talk about Mad Men, high school bullies, our favorite Scientologists and we introduce the #SliceOfCheeseChallenge! Please rate, review and subscribe! Email us at! I love you!

Star Trek: The Next Generation with Sally Burtnick

Wow! We’re back and this one is a. Little. Uncomfortable. Sally Burtnick(Macaulay Culkin Show, The Special Without Brett Davis) and I talk Star Trek: The Next Generation, wrestling fans vs trekkies and get into an actual argument! Rate/review/subscribe and please hug me if you see me!

Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23 with Jess Lane

Hey hello! We’re back this week with Jess Lane(Billy On The Street, Nerdist, Da Snack Boys) and we talk about Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23, Jess describes me as a “beefy jerk”, we get deep in Jess’s pilot obsession and more! Please rate, review and subscribe!

Sex and the City with Greta Titelman

Hey! TV Casualty is back this week with Greta Titelman(Lady Lovin’ podcast!) and we talk Sex and the City, play the darkest version of Which Sex and the City Character Are You?, Greta tries to convince me she’s not a socialite and more! Please rate/review/subscribe and tell some people

The West Wing with Ahri Findling

Wow! Oh honey, this one is a humdinger. We’re back this week with Ahri Findling(Funny or Die, Brooklyn Comedy Festival)! We talk about The West Wing, our genitals, Rob Lowe’s criminal record and so much more! Rate/review/subscribe/have a nice life.

Grace and Frankie with Jamie Loftus

Hey! This week Mike talks to Jamie Loftus(Comedy Central, The New Yorker, Got a UTI on Splash Mountain) about Grace and Frankie, Meatloaf, Jamie cries about the Smurfs movie and more! This is probably the most contentious episode yet! Please rate, review, subscribe and whatnot.

House of Cards with Julia Claire

Wow! Here we are again! Mike talks with Julia Claire(Bridgetown Comedy Festival) about House of Cards, dog murder, painting old women’s faces and more! Please rate, review and subscribe to the podcast and give Mike a kiss if you feel like it.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer with Chris Calogero

Hey hi hello! This week Mike talks to Chris Calogero(Mourning Coffee, Not Quite Midnight) about Buffy The Vampire Slayer, the darkest Family Matters timeline, cool teen clubs, confederate vampires and more!
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NewsRadio with Diego Lopez

We’re back this week with Diego Lopez (Da Snack Boys) to talk about NewsRadio, Florida, jiu jitsu, growing up with immigrant parents and more!
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Transparent with Farah Brook

We’re back! This week Mike talks to Farah Brook (Psychic Hotline $1/Min, New York Times) about Transparent, Long Island, stabbing people, magicians, crushes, therapy and more!

The Sopranos with Nick Naney

It’s the first episode! Mike talks to Nick Naney (Fox 5 News, Comedy Central, Famous Comedian) about The Sopranos, growing up with Italian fathers, what penne pasta is short for and more!