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Episode 142: The First Woman



Wow yes the lads ride again this week talk about Lizzo, Dr. Jill Biden, the Pornhub purge and more!
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Episode 141: Aileen Wuornos’s TV Guide



Woah wow the lads ride again and discuss the new Apple headphones, Matthew McConaughey, Mt. Everest, answer your questions + more!
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Episode 140: Coca Cola Cops



Wow yes the lads are back this week and they discuss Starbucks bottled drinks, monoliths, the Tyson fight and more!
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Episode 139: Abraham Lincoln Did Not Kill Himself



Wow the lads are back this week with an extra long Thanksgiving episode just for you because we love you so very much
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Episode 138: Repressed Memory Pipe



Hey there you’re my best friend and thank you for listening to this I really appreciate you
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Episode 137: A Man Has No Debt



If you read these episode descriptions, I’m sorry. There’s nothing here for you. This is Death Valley.
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Episode 136: The Most Dangerous Game



We recorded this LIVE on Election Day afternoon and guess what we still don’t know who the president is probably who knows ok
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Episode 135: Senator’s Sister



If you bet money that the lads would be back once again, you’d be seeing green by now.
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Episode 133: Thyme Crisis



Looky looky another pod from the lads to stream directly into your brain
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Episode 131: Ft. Lauderdale Hit & Run



Look at this another hour on the low march towards the cliff. Don’t you love it?
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Episode 130: It’s Not Even An Insult



Look at this it’s a description of an episode of the podcast hosted by the two greatest men to ever live
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Episode 129: Brian Seltzer Orchestra



Wow ok look at that another episode would you look at that.
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Episode 128: Michael Jordan Backwards



Looky here the lads are back and this time….it’s personal.
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Episode 127: JFK Jr!



Wow look at that some more stuff from the two dumbest men on the planet
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Episode 125: Twerk Into The Toilet



Hey wow look how much fun we’re having on the couch
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #14



WOW WE ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS WE TALK ABOUT SOME STUFF AND WE DRINK AND ENERGY DRINK
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Episode 119: Six Degrees Of Francis Bacon



Writing these make me want to kill myself every day is the same in quarantine anyway tell your friends about the podcast
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #13



Wow woah the lads are back again. Isn’t this so nice for you? You love this so much.
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Episode 118: Bbeenn Ssmmiitthh



Wow hey hello the lads ride again sorry this is late we literally forgot what day it was
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #12



Wow here we are again don’t you love our absolute drivel? It’s too hot out.
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Episode 117: There Was A Joke I Was Going To Make The Episode Title But I Forgot What It Was And Don’t Want To Find It



Wow look at that another episode of the podcast you forgot you subscribed to. See ya later.
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE 11



WOW WOAH THE LADS ARE BACK ONCE MORE. THEIR WORLD’S ON FIRE, HOW ‘BOUT YOURS?
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Episode 116: I Love Muscles



What’s up the world still sucks ass and it’s only getting worse so the lads did another podcast where they yell and drink an energy drink isn’t that fun?
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE WHATEVER



THE LADS ARE BACK. THE WORLD IS ON FIRE. DONATE SOME MONEY TO ORGANIZATIONS THAT NEED IT. WHO CARES.
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Episode 115: Schimf



Wow the lads are back! They get into it about:

-Day vs Night Showers
-How to win
-Hot dog toppings
+more!!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #9



WOW! The lads are back again! They get into it about:
– English bands
– Jock straps
– Throwing up
– Da Snack Boys ride again
+ more!!!!
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Episode 114: A Woman’s Meal



Wow! The Lads ride again! They get into it about:
-Quarantining apart
-Movies
-How much Mike talks
-Answer listener questions
+ more!!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #8



Woah! Wow! The lads ride again and they talk about:
-Being split up during quarantine
-Spy movies
-Answer a bunch of listener questions
+more!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #7



WOW WOAH SORRY CAPS LOCK IS ON. THE LADS ARE BACK WITH ANOTHER QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE AND THEY GET INTO IT ABOUT:
-BASEBALL
-UFC 249
-FOREVER FITS
+MORE!!!
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Episode 112: Charge It To The Game



Wow! The Lads Of Lockdown ride again. This week they get into it about:

-Methods of Mayhem Acting
-A nosy neighbor
-Saving instagram photos
+more!!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #6



Wow! Woah! The lads ride again for another special episode from the bunker and this time they chat about:
-Nerf sports
-A soda machine
-Kissing as a teen
+more!!!
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Episode 111: Mr. Funeral 



WOW! The lads are back and they talk about:
– Empathy
– Twitter fatigue
– Their future home
+more!!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #5



Wow! The lads ride again. This week they talk about:
– Raving

– When we’d break quarantine

– Diego’s wedding
+more!!!!
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Episode 110: Neggin’



Wow! The lads ride again! They get into it about:
– Their favorite famous cars
– The Twilight Zone
– Living in a garage
+more!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #4



WOW the lads ride again! Just for you! They get into it about:
– Their new favorite movies
– Spike TV
+ answer listener questions and more!!
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Episode 109: A Homage Ali



Woah! The lads are ride again. Still ‘tined up. They talk about:
– Drumsets for an unbelievably long time
– The Lads Big Walk
– Working out
– Respecting fighters
+more!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #3



Wowwww the lads ride again! They’re still ‘tined up. They get into it about:
– Types of white guys
– Evil men on shirts
– Boiling Point
+more!!
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Episode 108: Wocka Wocka



Wow the lads are still ‘tined up and thriving. They get into it about:
-Fozzie Bear’s lineage
-Straight vibing
-Pro wrestler names
+more!!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #2



Wow the lads ride again with another quarantine special episode. They get into it about:
– Wrestlemania
– James Bond
– Our apartment Mount Rushmore
+ more!!!
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Episode 107: Male Slot



Wow! The lads are back! Again! Still in quarantine! We get into it about:
-Love in quarantine
-Mike’s bank threatening to call the police
-The Lads Coffee Mishap
+more!!!
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QUARANTINE SPECIAL EPISODE #1



Woah wow hey hello the lads are back in this special quarantine episode to discuss:
– Big hats
– Fuck workouts
– Mike’s old neighbors

+more!!
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Episode 106: Murders and Acquisitions 



Woah hey hello! The lads are back from their quarantine lair. They get into it about:
– Goldeneye
– The end of stand up
– Technology anger
+ more!!
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Episode 105: Bunker Down With The Lads



Woah! The lads are back for the last pre-lockdown episode! They get into it about:
-Queen facts
-Net worth
-Dick pic advice
+ more!!!
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Episode 104: Every Woman Is Married



Woah!!!! The lads are back this week! Mike has returned to the USA. Diego did a college gig. We all drank a spicy energy drink. Get into it!
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Episode 103: Click Click Boom



Woah! The lads ride once again and Mike shouldn’t have the aux cord at all! They get into it about:
-Our essentials
-Answer two phone calls
-Tell first tattoo stories
+more!!
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Episode 102: My Alpha Is Showing with Dylan Palladino



Woah! The lads are back this week with comedian Dylan Palladino and they get into it about:
– A Purge for comedians
– Julia Fox forever
– A 32 year old with a sidekick
& more!!!
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Episode 101: Throwing A Boy Is Good with Janet Hyde



Oh wow! Woah! Hello! The lads are back this week with comedian and podcaster Janet Hyde and they get into it about:
-Landlord breeding
-Surprise orgasms
-Take a live phone call!
+ more!!!!
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Episode 100: Long Live The Lads



Woah!!! No one thought they’d do it but the lads have made it to 100 episodes!!!! Brace yourself for a weird and wild one. They get into it about:
-Super Bowl commercials
-Our four fathers
-The return of the Moviepass corner
+ more!!!
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Episode 99: On All Fours with Sally Burtnick 



Wow!! Woah! The lads are back this week with their guest Sally Burtnick and they get into it about:
-How you can’t eat god
-Bigger favelas
-A young looking guy
+more!
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Episode 98: No Introduction with Lili Michelle



Wow!! The labs are back this week with THREE (3) time guest Lili Michelle!! They get into it about:
-Being cartoon wet
-Insatiability being  bad
-Sex store visits
+more!!!
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Episode 97: Polish Pat-down



Wow!!! The lads ride directly into your brain once again. We answer your questions and get into it about:
-High fashion racism
-Ugly hot or just ugly?
-Nice dad moments
+ more!
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Episode 96: How Bride? with Patrick Monahan



Wow! The lads are back this week with their guest Patrick Monahan! They get into it about:
-Moviepass
-Henchmen face
-Roasting dead people
+ more!!
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Episode 95: The New Pussy Posse with Devon Walker



Wow hey the lads are back with their guest Devon Walker and they chat about:
-Dad names
-Which city to quit at
-An ex’s new boyfriend
-A mission accomplished
+more!!
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Episode 94: Got Too Familiar W/ Casey McGowan



Wow! The lads are back with comedian Casey McGowan and it’s a hot one! They discuss:
-sober beer pong
-bank gift cards
-strip club aphrodisiacs
+ more!
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Episode 93: Cherry Pie



Woah! The lads ride again and this week they:
-Discuss the finer points of hair metal lyrics
-Hit the energy drink corner
-Answer listener questions
+more!!!
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Episode 92: Is This Girls? with George Civeris



Wow! The lads are back with great comedian and friend George Civeris! They get into it about:
-Irony poisoning
-YouTube intake
-Noho Hank being hypnotized
-Reality tv depression
+more!!!
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Episode 91: Everyone’s A Specific Age with Corinne Fisher



Wow! The lads are back this week with comedian, podcaster and friend Corinne Fisher! They get into it about:
-The number of attractive men
-Relationship stoppers
-Being horny for flaws
-Penis shadow puppets
+more!!!
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Episode 90: Emotional Freedom Tower with Mara Marek



Wow!! The lads are back with comedian, podcaster and friend Mara Marek! They get into it about:
-Hanging out in DC
-Scramble porn nostalgia
-Doing an Inside Man
-Being a very proposed woman
+ more!!!
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Episode 89: Ladsgiving 2019



Wow! The lads are back! This week they talk Diego getting his black belt, answer your questions, hit the energy drink corner and say what they’re thankful for! It’s a fun one!!
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Episode 88: Psychic Large with Remy Kassimir



Wow!!! The lads are back this week with their friend and comedian Remy Kassimir and they get into it about:
-Mr. and Mrs. Hands
-Are you a swimmer or depressed?
– How testosterone boosters are fun
+more!!
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Episode 87: How To Be A Fashion Boy



Oh my god the lads are back does anyone read this probably not this week they talk:
-Roasting your wife
-All of your clothes being funny
-Late Night Joke Corner
-We answer your questions!
+more!!
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Episode 86: Covered In Chris’s Blood with Tim McLaughlin



Episode 85: Covered In Chris’s Blood with Tim McLaughlin
Wow!!! The lads are back this week with comedian Tim McLaughlin and they get into it about:
– Going to two proms
– A brake fluid refusal
– Unforgivable songs
– Tim’s gambling
+ more!!!
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Episode 85: Soups For Dinner with  Brett Davis



Wow!!! The lads are back this week with their friend and comedian Brett Davis and they get into it about:
-Pro wrestlers being weird
-Being done with relationships
-Anna Nicole Brown Simpson
-Getting choked out on live TV
+more!!!
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Episode 83: Sample A Pumpkin



Oh wow! Hello! The lads are back this week with their tightest bodies ever and they discuss:

-Batman villains

-Elizabeth Holmes Thanos

-Which superhero we’d fight

+more!!

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Episode 81: Wet Koala 



Wow!! The lads ride again and get buck wild this week. They chat about:
– Squaring up with Jim Cavizel
– Calling it the D
– Fettuccine Al-Qaeda
– Our girlfriend visiting
+ more!!!
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Episode 81: Can’t Stop Cursing with Brendan Sagalow



Wow!! The lads are back this week with comedian Brendan Sagalow and they get into it about:
– Bandana colors
– DTF emojis
– Mr and Mrs Robot
– Being hit in bed
+more!
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Episode 79: It’s Gotta Be The Tip with Michael Rowland 



Woah! The lads are back this week with their buddy Michael Rowland and they get into it about:
– Touchdown Jesus
– The Family Guy formula
– Celebrity restaurant interactions
– Kratom for all
+ more!!!
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Episode 78: The Blue Curtain with Ali Macofsky 



Wow!!! The lads are back this week with their guest and daughter Ali Macofsky. They chat about:
-Disneyland grifts
-Being too sick to live
-How much garlic is too much garlic?
-Being a vessel for dick
+more!!!
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Episode 77: Taking A Brick Nap



Woah! The lads ride once again and get into it this week about:
-Diego visiting his family
-Mike redoing his room
-Cum mug shots
-Your voicemails!
+more!!
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Episode 76: Como Se Dice Murder? with Alexis Guerreros 



Wow! The lads are back this week with guest Alexis Guerreros and they get into it about:
-Swollen brain life
-Biker gang hypebeasts
-The Coast guard (wink wink)
-Focaccia Fridays
+more!
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Episode 75: Their Edge



Woah wow hello the lads are back this week and they get into it about:
-A crowd being too woke
-Perfect gifts for the lads
-Why is romance?
-To quit comedy?
+more!
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Episode 74: BDP with Kendall Payne



Whoa wow hello the lads are back this week with comedian Kendall Payne and they get into it about:
– Straight culture
– Anger issues
– Edging
– Answer some voicemails
+ more!
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Episode 73: 300 Dollars



Wow woah hello! The lads are back again and this week they get into it with:
– Listening to Mike’s old band
– Figuring out what their super powers would be
– Answering a question about asking out a friend
+ more!!!!
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Episode 72: Bird Is God with Ashley Hamilton



Woah! The lads ride once again. This time with their friend and comedian Ashley Hamilton. They get into it about:
-Subway annoyances
-Baby naming rights
-Not asking about my iguana
-Please just send us $300
+more!!
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Episode 71: Heat Wave Weekend 



Woah! The lads are back and they’re sweating to death. They dive deep into the pool and discuss:
-A retrospective look at Speed
-Mikes Phone addiction
-Diego‘s wedding
-Incel Roller Derby
+ more!
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Episode 70: Surprised by 9/11 with Ahri Findling



Woah! The lads are back with their good friend and soon-to-be father Ahri Findling. They get into it about:
– Body hair maintenance
– Daffy Duck’s Penis
– An Intense OB-GYN
– Being in a haircut funk
+ more!
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Episode 69: Fashion Boys Roundtable with Courtney Fearrington & Rufat Agayev



Who knew we’d ever get to 69 episodes? This week the lads talk to their friend Courtney and Rufat only about fashion. Men’s clothes. The good stuff. Breathe deep. It’s a niche one.
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Episode 68: Black Tie Dye with Nate Fridson



Woahhhh the lads are back again with their friend and comedian Nate Fridson and they do it all:

-Try an Australian energy drink
-Discuss Mike’s Grateful Dead theory
-Test Nate’s ability to listen to awful covers
+more!!
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Episode 67: The Henchmen’s Code



Wow! It’s a dang LadsCast this week and we get into it about:
-The shortest commercial flight
-Vigilante outfits
-Energy drink death
-Being magazine smart
+ more!
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Episode 66: A Place To Scream with Ellory Smith



Wow! The lads are back this week and they‘re joined by the wonderful Ellory Smith. They get into it and talk about:
-The difference between scabies and scurvy
-Mike getting ready to go down under
-Microwaved nightmares
-Punishing yourself
+more!!
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Episode 65: Soda Princess with Chloe Radcliffe



Wow! The lads are back this week with their guest Chloe Radcliffe and they get into it. They discuss:
-Shoplifting at airports
-HHH the pickup artist
-Tying tubes with tongues
-How apologies are non binary
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Episode 64: Antz Is Cancelled with Julie Mitchell



Wow! The lads are back this week with their guest Julie Mitchell and they get into it. They touch on:
– Undressing techniques
-White passing Jesus
-Who is the Zodiac?
-How there’s never enough Nic Cage
+more!
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Episode 63: Bruce Lee & The Terminator



Wow!!! The lads are back and better than ever. They get into this week and discuss:
-Mike’s cat piss beanbag
-Diego stans Burnt
-They visit the Wild Accusation Corner
-They list Australia’s treasures
It’s a hot one. Tell all your friends.
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Episode 62: Your Mom’s An Astronaut Part 2 with Brendan Eyre



Wow!! The lads are back for part 2 of their episode with Brendan Eyre and it only gets juicier. They discuss:
-Comedy condo gifts
-Fastball fibs
-Being a psych ward hero
-Triple puberty
+ more!!
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Episode 61: Your Mom’s An Astronaut Part 1 with Brendan Eyre 



Wow!!! The lads are here with their first ever two part episode. They’re joined by the unbelievable Brenden Eyre and they discuss:
-Tug job etiquette
-Gambling matinees
-Celebratory cigarettes
-Psych ward shenanigans
+ more!!
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Episode 60: Rock Hard Boys with Joey Dardano



Wow the lads are back with human megaphone Joey Dardano. They do the segments and hit stuff like:
-The sex talk
-Human squatty potty
-Romantic night with mom
-Mailing bodily fluids
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Episode 59: Stanny Devito with JP McDade



Wow! Hey hello! The lads are back this week with their beautiful guest JP McDade. They hit the usual segments and discuss:

-Comedy obstacle courses
-A Fuckboi frankenstein
-Paintball Saddam Hussain
-How Jim Carrey died for our sins
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Episode 58: The Uncancellable Man



Wow! The lads are back this week and they discuss:
-Wrestlemania logistics
-Diego’s DC trip
-Being a bad friend
-Trying to bang Cher
+more!
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Episode 57: Kane Sugar with Casey James Salengo



Wow! The lads are back with the Wild Country Phoenix himself, Casey James Salengo and this week they chat:
-Getting laid
-Misunderstanding gimmick shows
-Friends in high (maintenance) places
-House sitting bloopers
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Episode 56: Sensory Deprivation Planet with Brian Park



Wow the lads are back this week with the wonderful comedian Brian Park! They hit all the new segments and also discuss:

-The circus

-Different types of horses

-Falling into a salvia trap

-Revving your sexual engine

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Episode 55: No Oddjob Rule



Wow! The lads are back this week and they chat about:
-Comedy specials
-Passing laws
-Massage etiquette
& do a Twitter drafts purge
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Episode 54: Johnny Gaslight with Lili Michelle



Wow! The lads are back this week with return guest Lili Michelle! The crew gets real comfy and they chat about:
-How we’re all crazy
-Shopping with purpose
-Office life
-Somebody having a type
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Episode 53: Riff Monster with Irene Morales



Wow! The lads are back again this week with their guest, the king freak, Irene Morales. It’s a hot one! They chat:
-shoplifting 101
-screennames for all
-Hottest old men
-Style icons for dummies
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Episode 52: LOL U GOOD with Shayne Smith



Wow! The lads are back this week with freak daddy Shayne Smith. They talk about a doctor’s visit gone wrong, soda, answer some listener questions and more!
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Episode 51: Bang Bros



Wow the lads are back and this time they have a sound board?! They go full morning zoo and answer some listener questions, ask ‘Why’d You Tweet That?’, hit up the Energy Drink Corner and more!!
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Episode 50: Toxic Throuple with Julia Claire



Wow! The lads are back with episode 50(!!!) and their first return guest: the wonderful Julia Claire! They talk about:
– Bad dates
– The perils of the internet
– Answer some questions
+more!!
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Episode 49: Waiting For A Mate with Guy Montgomery 



Wow! The lads are back this week and they chat with comedian and podcast host Guy Montgomery about:
– Hors d’oeuvres preferences
– Doing a whole Haka
– How accents are hard
– Tall tales and folk heroes
+more!!
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Episode 48: Michael Jordan Peterson



Wow! The lads are back again this week and it’s an all listener question week! They answer questions about threesomes, veganism and Mike tells maybe the saddest story he’s ever told.
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Episode 47: Acts Of Service with Mary Cella



Wow! The lads are back with their friend and comedians Mary Cella and they talk about skiing, Christmas traditions, being on dating shows, love languages and more!!
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Episode 46: Curly Bird with Lillian DeVane



Hey wow the lads are back this week with their friend and comedian Lillian DeVane and they discuss: Mike embarrassing himself at work, getting punched in the face as an adult, wanting to rob a bank and more!
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Episode 45: Quality Hangers



Wow hello! The lads are back once again and this week they discuss eating condiments, wanting to fight a man in a restaurant and answer a few listener questions about veganism. Give it a listen and tell all of your friends.
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Episode 44: Putting It On Wax



Wow! Woah! The lads are back this week to chat about goth dancing, their trip to the strip club, Mike calls dibs on a joke a year in advance and they answer some listener questions!
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Episode 42: Dumb White B*tch with Conor Delehanty



Wow!! Hello!! The lads are back this week with their boy Conor Delehanty. They mostly discuss the app Cameo but also talk about the show Conor and Diego worked on and more!!
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Episode 41: Off The Record



Wow! The lads are back in town and this week they discuss:
– How Mike is uncomfortable with comfort
– Thrift clothes for the lads
– Fast food memories
– Diego getting a tattoo
– Pop punk karaoke
+more!
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Episode 40: Street Sandwich with Julia Shiplett 



Wow! The Lads are back this week with their friend and guest Julia Shiplett! They discuss accents, dream desserts, Diego being rude to Julia in the past, bedtime discipline and more!
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Episode 39: A Serious Time



Woah! Wow! Hello! The lads are back this week and they get kind of serious. They talk art, love, food problems & Mike finally compliments Leif. It’s an episode of firsts!
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Episode 38: A Little Thanksgiving 



Oh hey hi hello. The lads are here with a short thanksgiving treat of an episode! We talk about what we’re thankful for or something! I’d be shocked if anyone reads these.
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Episode 37: Energy Drink Connoisseur with Pedro Salinas



Wow! The lads are back this week with great comedian Pedro Salinas and they talk about:
-Stealing valor with your boys
-Fighting paparazzi
-Guessing Italian names
-How Princess Diana is queen
+ more!
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Episode 36: California Dreamin’ with Conner McNutt



Wow hello! The lads are back this week with their boy Conner McNutt and they discuss:
-Working at restaurants
-Fight videos
-Halloween costumes
-The Pass Out Game
+more!
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Episode 35: A Wig Is A Hat with Lili Michelle



Oh wow! The lads are back with their strong acquaintance Lili Michelle and this week they get into it about:
-Giving Lili a naturalization test
-Hand drawn porn
-Diego having a type
+more!
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Episode 34- Sexual Congress with Connor Creagan



Wow! The lads are back this week with friend and comedian Connor Creagan and they discuss:
-Being a +1
-Ripped guys winter outfits
-We figure out Diego’s Halloween costume
-Dating profiles
+more!
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Episode 33: Women Jail with Chloe McGovern



Wow! Hey hi hello! The boys talk to their friend and great comedian Chloe Mcgovern and they discuss:
-American souvenirs
-Our anxieties
-The Museum of Natural History
-We discover Mike’s hidden talent
-Kidney stones
-Conjugal visits
+more!
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Episode 32: Judas Law-Law



It’s just the lads rockin’ around the Christmas tree this week and they discuss:
-Naming their fans
-Mike puts out a challenge to the listeners
-Wild Wild West
-The number 13
-Watching Roots
-The MTA ruining our lives
-Working at restaurants
-Dating makeup artists
-Diego vs Mike’s self respect
+more!
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Episode 31: UCBublé with Joe Rumrill



Wow! The boys return this week with their good friend Joe Rumrill and they discuss:

-Michael Bublé

-Compare our wallets

-Some Kind Of Monster

-Playing in bands

-Finding money

+ more!

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Episode 30: Punch A Horse



Wow! It’s just the lads again this week and we get into it about:

-Comedy

-Finishing Nature’s Way

-Hating dolphins

-The top 5 animals to hit

-Being shamed

-We give each other boxing nicknames

-Diego not drinking

-Mike drinking

and the return of answering listener questions!

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Episode 29: My Dog Is Diarrhea with James Hamilton



-The wrestler Sting

-Steroids

-Bad roommates

-A lil comedy talk

-James being a teacher

-Whitney Houston

& more!

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Episode 28: White Jeep Wrangler with Gabby Bryan



Wow! The boys are back this week with this friend Gabby Bryan!
-Ska
-Leif’s sex table
-When a shirt becomes a dress
-Crying
-Gabby’s favorite food
-What’s in our phones
-Mike is a hero
-Gabby’s dumb 1920s party
& we play the 36 Questions That Lead To Love
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Episode 27- The Bigger Good



Wow! The lads are back from a bunch of different trips and they go over where they’ve been, what they’ve done and they get earnest with each other. It’s a real fun ride.
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Episode 26: Tiger Nuts with Alyssa Limperis



Wow hey hello! The boys are back this week with their good friend Alyssa Limperis and they chatted about:

-The death of the Warped Tour

-Our favorite flag

-Buddhist swastikas

-We eat the worst snack ever

-Flying to see women

-Diego saving a man

-Childhood anxiety

-Arguing with friends

-Mike tells a horrific story from being on tour

+more!

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Episode 24: The Cee-Lo Dilemma with Kenice Mobley



Wowowow the boys are back this week and chat with their friend and comedian Kenice Mobley about: -Walking penis first -Avoiding jury duty -Second tier streetwear -Love Island corner -Don’t yuck my yums -Romantically skeezy dates
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Episode 23: Baldy Bad Project with Brendan Eyre



Hey hi hello we’re back this week with our good friend Brendan Eyre and we get down to brass tacks about:
– Hearing loss
– Brendan being on Serial
– The thought pattern of birds
– Crows (the birds) vs The Crow (the movie)
– Creepy directors
– Getting puffy
– Bodybuilders eating
– The expectation of being happy
– Debating people
– School projects
– Eating on the roof of a Taco Bell
– Brendan’s diner order
– Bottle modifications
– Soda addiction
– Breakfast cake
– Hobby stores
– Stealing music
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Episode 22: It All Comes Down To Bricks with Rufat Agayev



Wow hello the boys are back this week with Rufat Agayev and they get into it. They discuss:
-Slow sports car
-Karate stolen valor
-Azerbaijan banning Anthony Bourdain
-Harmony Korine, the voyager
– Rufat the mob prince
-Opening the flood gates of eating pussy
-The brutal open mics of NYC
-Christian rap reality mistakes
-We miss Syed Masroor
-Telling tattooers jokes
-Algorithm is math that makes us sad
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Episode 20- “So You Wanna Be A Sicario?”



Holy hell the boys are back this week and they go wild. They talk about:
-How Mike can’t chill
-Getting tattooed by Woody Allen
-Getting choked on Univision
-How Diego is 6 ft tall
-Paying the sound guy
-Comedy credits
-Live vs recorded music
-MoviePass corner
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Episode 19- We’re Therapists Now with Moss Perricone



Wow! The boys are back this week with guest Moss Perricone and we talk him through a breakup the entire time. That’s it. No questions. No topics. Just straight up therapy.
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Episode 18: Mandatory Square Dancing with Shalewa Sharpe



Wow! The boys are back this week with guest extraordinaire Shalewa Sharpe and they discuss:

The pass out game

Gym class

Jim(Gym?) Carrey

Celebrity hairlines

SATs/IQ test

Going to Universal

Buffet stories

All of Shalewa’s cars

Handwriting

+more!

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Episode 17: Animal Style Haircut with Jakub Alexander



Wow! The boys are back with week with special guest Jakub Alexander aka Heathered Pearls. They have a lovely chat with topics including:

Mike does a lot of song work

The World Cup

The Osiris G-Bag

Nicknames

How to get taller

If Jakub is a DJ or not

How horny Jakub’s music is

The best day to die

Jakub’s dog rescue charity

Fantasy fight scenarios

Fireworks

How to neuter a dog

Ordering off menu at the barber shop

Moviepass Corner: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

The Polish government

Jakub’s journey to America

Mike sleeping through a party

And answer your questions!

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Episode 16: Mugged Off By A Fit Bird



Hey hi hello the lads are back(we’re British now) and we have a right chat. This week we talked about:

Having an accent

John Malkovich or Milla Jovovich?

Mike’s body goals

Sex sounds

Hairline comedy

Long jump racism

Ex-girlfriend conspiracies

MoviePass Corner: Mike saw Book Club

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Episode 15: Anxiety Is Bae



Holy moly the boys couldn’t be more back in town and this week they chat about:

Athlete superstitions

Big bills

Coconut water conspiracies

Florida weddings

What Knights of Columbus actually do

Mike seeing his dad

How long we could go without sex

How to ask people to leave your house

&

Answer questions about:

Eating each other in plane crash

Intimidating men

Their old web series

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Episode 14: Carlito The Cat with Courtney Fearrington



Wow! This week the boys are back with comedian Courtney Fearrington and they talk about:
The difficulty of taking compliments
Being uncomfortable everywhere
Talking hardcore music to your therapist
Teaching kids word economy
Win-Win machete attack
First movie going experience
Jerkin’ it to COPS & Blind Date
Hiding a Playboy inside of a Playgirl
Strange Penis compliments
Deadpool spoilers
+ more!!
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Episode 13: Chipotle Aioli Bukkake with Jess Lane 



Wow! The boys are back this week and we chat with our good friend Jess Lane. It’s a great one.

We:

Sing some songs

Invent a new food

Plan to open restaurants

Opine the end of Da Snack Boys

We get into a full argument

Talk about:

Dating

Diego going to a party

We construct the perfect party

Try to figure out Mike’s birthday

Turning 30

Discuss our merch options

&

Answer questions about:

Eating food that’s not vegan

Making a huge life change

Who our favorite Snack Boy is

Favorite Simpsons episode

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Episode 12: That’s Daddy! with Luke Mones



Episode 12: That’s Daddy! with Luke Mones
Wow! Hey hi hello! We’re back and this week we talk with our good friend Luke Mones about:
Murdering people with our hands
Luke being threatened on stage again
Mike seeing Vanilla Ice in concert
Spicy chocolate
Mike’s pilot ideas
Our favorite stores in the mall
Diego’s journey to see his father
Mike’s relationships with his parents
&
Answer questions about:
Being passionate about sports
Fighting animals
Doing stand up
+more!
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Episode 11: Date The Boys



Wowowow! We’re back this week and it’s just the damn boys. We hunker down and talk about:
Cereal
Allergies
Jimi Hendrix’s greatest prank
Mike wants to look like a seal
Grappling hooks
What spy weapons we’d use
Terrible internet videos
Why Diego doesn’t like music
Seeings bands alone vs going to the movies alone
MoviePass Corner: Super Troopers 2, Gemini
Why Zoe Kravitz doesn’t have a British accent
Diego playing hockey again
Mike wanting a hobby
Hanging out at Applebee’s with your scumbag cousin
The integration of the Boy Scouts
Mike’s new confidence
Comedy merit badges
&
Answer questions about:
Spending a day in our neighborhood
Pronouns
Telling someone how you feel
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Episode 10: Post Your Load with Chris Thayer



Wow! The boys are back this week with special guest Chris Thayer and we all talked about:

Lifting different animals up with a helicopter

Measuring your body

The Wayans Family

Sitcom marital bliss

Kevin James

Punching holes in walls

Playing in the NBA

Podcast classes

A new website, PostYourLoad.com

JackinWorld.com

What we’d do with a motorcycle with a side car

Earthquake and Comics Unleashed

A visit from our friend Raphael

And we answer questions about:

Ghosts

The supernatural

and more!

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Episode 9: Sad Death with Sam Evans



Hey hi hello! We’re back this week and we talk to the wonderful Sam Evans and we chat about:
•Reacting to hot people
•The difficulties of calling your parents
•Exchanging pleasantries that aren’t pleasant
•Starting comedy is going through puberty again
•Holding court in a GNC
•I went to my cousins wedding and I was the groom
•How we write our mediocre jokes
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Episode 8: Straight Edging with Courtney Maginnis



Wow! Another week, another unbelievable episode. This week the boys talked to Courtney Maginnis about:
Energy drinks
Relationships
Mike & Diego both being single
Sexy dudes on The Price Is Right
Courtney being rich
Whip-its
Huffing gas off of a dead rat
Body hair
Courtney doesn’t know her body
Curves below the belt
Watching comedy alone
How Mike wants to be murdered
Getting Courtney into a threesome
And we all answer questions about:
The Undertaker
Overalls
Mike’s rings & earring
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Episode 7: Free Trade Cocaine



Wow! Welcome to another episode of A Little Time! The boys are back in town and we talk about:

War Machine in all meanings

Wrestlemania

Mike besmirches the wrong dead woman’s name

Next on MTV

Intergender wrestling matches

Mike joining the gym

Our broken shower

Diego being very strong

Getting hit by a car on your bike

Comedy albums on Spotify

Answer questions about:

Fashion

Vegan food

Childbirth

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Episode 6: Buttchug My Thoughts with Clare O’Kane



Hey hi hello! This week we’ve got a hot ass new episode with Clare O’Kane! We talk:

Newspaper games

Going to parties

Why Mike is miserable

Body jewelry violence

We think Nazis are bad

Train performers

Crashing

Doing stand up on tv

Loving the lord

Scientology

We try to sing movie theme songs

We do ASMR

Rebooting The Man Show

+more!

And answer questions about:

Mental health

Getting famous

Getting banned from a Modell’s

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Episode 5: Bowling Alley Garçon



Wow! Hey hi hello! It’s a real host heavy episode. It’s just Mike and Diego this week and we talk about:

-Lotioning our bodies

-Swallowing hot dogs whole to impress women

-The difference in our favorite drinks: The Denzel Washington, The John Leguizamo and the Daniel Day Lewis

-Getting laid at a bowling alley

-Being friends with your siblings

-Keeping your family at a distance

-Moms on Facebook

-Diego teaching pro wrestlers moves

-Getting into altercations in public

-Train etiquette

-The Guardian Angels

-Citizens arrest

 

Answer questions about:

-Trying to make your parents happy before they die

-Hiking

-Who we’d like to fight

+ more!!

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Episode 4: Group Sext with Ahri Findling



Wow! Welcome back! This week Mike and Diego welcome their buddy Ahri Findling and they talk about:

Going inside the Statue of Liberty

Sleeping naked

Mike punching his roommates boyfriend

Naked fights

Soulja Boy vs Chamillionaire

Ahri’s dad being a liar

Ahri possibly moving to New Jersey

How to jerk off on the train

Adjusting your crank tightness

The woman who tried to kill her boyfriend with a sword

When Ahri and Mike saw Cuba Gooding Jr

Ahri loses a bet on-air

AND

We answer questions about:

Quitting your job to grow your side hustle

Top date movies

Dumping someone because you like your dog more

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Episode 3: “I Did Not Drown That Woman” with Jamie Loftus and Julia Claire



Wow! Welcome back to A Little Time. This week the boys welcomed their guests, another tag team of best friends: Jamie Loftus and Julia Claire!
They talked about:
Sebastian Maniscalco, the greatest comedian of all time
If Mikes cat can get a boner
Spongebob: The Musical
Broadway
We guess Mandy Patinkin’s height
Jamie’s worm tattoo
Julia’s obsession with the Kennedys
+more!
Answer questions about:
A man that wanted to know if Jamie’s hot or not
Our worst dates
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Episode 2: Heterosexual Power Bottom



Hey hi hello! Welcome to episode 2 of A Little Time. This week we talked about:

-Mike’s French fry locater

-Diego’s uncle shooting at children

-The presidential fitness test

-Being “buttcrack fat”

-Public relations

-Opening a business where we punch people in the face

+ more!

 

And we answered questions about:

-Getting your ex back even if you have gout

-Inviting a woman to a wrestling show

-Very specific vegan restaurants that have closed

-What we’d cook with $10 and rank brands of bottled water


Episode 1: “We Can Do An Algorithm, Right?”



Hey hi hello! Welcome to A Little Time! This episode we talk about why Mike stopped doing TV Casualty, Diego taking care of Mike while he was sick, favorite conspiracy theories, hating ourselves and we answer questions about:
-Professional wrestling finishers
-Tattoos
-Working out
-How to stop eating bagels
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NewsRadio with Diego Lopez



We’re back this week with Diego Lopez (Da Snack Boys) to talk about NewsRadio, Florida, jiu jitsu, growing up with immigrant parents and more!
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